sucked into the lie 

Consumer literature folded into "the pill" or an IUD container claims these technologies prevent-conception.

LIE

These technologies prevent-pregnancy-from-CONTINUING

Don't get sucked into the lie: true sexual intimacy is open to the gift of children, as the physiological potential for children is not removed.

sucked into the lie by chance of fatherhood April 29, 2012

I would rather get my dick sucked

The greatest sarcastic response to any stupid request. Its meant to make people think for a second and then say "well obviously you would". This is my favorite thing to say when my mom asks me to take out the trash. abbreviated: IWRGMDS

example 1
Sy: Yo Ziggy we should start taking yoga classes together.
Ziggy: I would rather get my dick sucked.
example 2
Ziggy: Sy can you help me shave my ass crack?
Sy: IWRGMDS

I would rather get my dick sucked by GarAssNigga November 7, 2018

Sucked paint 

A term used to describe sucking toes.

Yo I sucked paint off Ashley's toes last night!

Sucked paint by Hom2436 January 14, 2018

Face like a half sucked mango 

An Australian term for a woman with a very unattractive face.

Ian- "Hey check out Helen, she has an amazing body"
Kevin- "Yeah but she has a face like a half sucked mango"

Face like a half sucked mango by BelindaCarlisleLover January 12, 2010

Suked 

To be sexually harassed/ sexually harass your coworkers.

Suking

Nick was putting out stock when Harold suked him with a long English cucumber. "Bet you wanna take this home for later eh Nick?"

Sam- "Dalan do you want to try the Birmingham booty call later? "
Dalan- "Quit Suking me"

Suked by Lovesukingcoworkers August 26, 2016

Sucked His Man Boobs Clean of Fat and Milk 

When someone behaves in a way so as to think that you are stupid, when really you are the one playing them.

When the little man drank the poisoned wine in "Princess Bride," Wesley sucked his man boobs clean of fat and milk.

Sucked His Man Boobs Clean of Fat and Milk by SoftCrumb October 13, 2021

national get your dick sucked day

If you ask someone to suck your dick they have to

Joey:hey alexis suck my dick its national get your dick sucked day
Alexis:ugh fine come with me

national get your dick sucked day by Doctor big penis September 21, 2020