Top Definition
v.
-ed, -s, -ered
1 - to be tugged toward the origin of an active pulling force.

2 - to be placed in a position of acting gullible, naive, mislead easily

2 - to demand the oral technique of sexual practice upon ones genitals. Can be literal or demeaning.

n.
1 - that which scuks, or has scuk'd.
2 - one who scuks, or has scuk'd.
-ed
3 - undesirable.
-er
4 - gullible, naive, mislead easily.
v.

1 - This new technology vacuum can scuk up metal objects weighing up to several pounds!

2 - I didn't want to, but I got scukered into participating.

3 - scuk it bish
- Billy Jean Scuks

n.

1 - the game scuked so he didn't buy it.

2 - U R TEH SCUK.

3 - Billy Bob had had enough. "You Scuk Marie Sue," he exclaimed.

4 - Billy Bob realized he had been scukered upon arrival as teh judge of a women's beauty pageant. . . for the geriatric obese societies synchronized swimmers league.
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(v.) To give presents to. Mostly of the sparkly, glow-in-the-dark, shiny variety.
---to scuk off(v.): Not only to give presents to a person, but to take them to get a manicure as well.
"Can you scuk me off? I would be ever so pleased."
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