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A person that seems to be very attractive from a great distance, but when viewed at a close up or normal distance, the person is extremely ugly. Common occurences of one being is a scud could be caused by a messed up grill (teeth); the appearance of facial hair, a new view from the side and/or back, or simply a mullet.
Check out that beautiful girl...Oh Wait! It's a scud! Run!
by Trey Cook February 28, 2007
 
1.
(noun)
1. A female who appears to be attractive from a distance but is in fact unattractive when viewed closely
2. A female with an attractive body but an unattractive face
3. A female who looks attractive from behind but is unattractive from the front
Jack's sister is a scud!
by logos9000 November 15, 2002
 
2.
1. In the nude, naked. adj, scuddy.
2. To slap, especialy about the head.
Both Scots defenitions.
1. Check that oot, shes in the scud!
2. Stop yer carry on, or I'll give ye a scud aff the heed.
by Mark Harper March 09, 2005
 
3.
Scud is a Soviet made ballistic missile which Iraq used alot against Iran and American forces.The missile was originally designed to carry a 100-kiloton nuclear warhead or a 2,000 pound conventional warhead, with ranges from 100 to 180 miles.
The scud can be intercepted by a Mobile SAM like the Patriot.
by John Smith February 14, 2004
 
4.
A liquidy, green/brown substance found in the Scud Sack. A Scud Sack is usually located by the pubical sack and resembles a garlic clove. DO NOT PEEL IT!!!!!!
"I heard you and Karen broke up"
"Yeah, I thought we had something special until I scudded all over her face"

"I peeled my Scud Sack and it felt like someone killed my parents, skinned my pets alive, and then used the skin from my pets as a condom as they raped my anal crevice"
by Peeled Scud Sack February 07, 2010
 
5.
A term used to describe smokeless tobacco, aka dip. When the dip is placed in ones mouth, it becomes a Scud.
"Yo Phil want to pack a scud?"

"Its been a long day I need a scud."

"A nice scud will give me a buzz."
by Brando33950 October 23, 2013
 
6.
A slang term used primarily as a greeting for "What's good" but other meanings may be interpreted. Usually said to a close friend or group of friends.
(Walking up to a group of friends.)

Scud!
-Poz
by Posner October 06, 2008
 
7.
An incredibly unlucky person. Usually used in the world of sports betting to describe one who, simply by their presence, can cause a seemingly certain bet to be beaten
Agh!!! I've just lost my child support money because of you, you fucking scud
by kopite November 28, 2007