The act of placing ones head up a others bum
hole and breathing on their farts
. this is different than snorkoling
which is the act of puting ur head up the bum and pulling
out to breath
Dom: this chick was crazy last night
Ben: what did she do
Dom: she wanted me to go scuba diving in her
Ben:shit thats fucking nasty
The Act of a man placing one testicle over each nostril of a girl. Then after each testicle is securely in place, placing their cock firmly in her mouth. thus completing the scuba dive.
Kevin "I heard Lindsay died in a scuba diving accident yesterday"
Scott "yeah she suffocated"
Kevin "Suffocated? Don't you mean drowned"
A code word meaning smoking weed. Scuba divers dive down deep beneath the surface of soberness into the depths of the ocean to explore the coral reefer.
Hey man, guess what?! I went Scuba Diving With Jim And Honore' the other day!!
Scuba Diving makes you faster.
Similar to a "snorkel" in which a tall man (a spaniard, for example) leads a much shorter man (e.g. a slavik dwarf) into the sea. When the water becomes too deep for the dwarf to breathe without swimming, the taller man forces the dwarf's head under water and shoves his cock in the dwarf's mouth, mimicking a snorkel. However, scuba diving requires an even taller man (a Pollock, for example) and a much shorter man (a Japanese man), and the two explore the deep crevasses of the ocean floor.
Especially effective if the Japanese man is only half Asian, as he will be less vindictive in the case of resurfacing.
Christian: Chris, would you like to go scuba diving in Gloucester?
When a guy slides a hand down his pants without realizing it. Normally happens while watching T.V.
Hey bro my girlfriend is coming over, will you make sure your not scuba diving in front of her like you always do.
I went scuba diving between her legs
Womping out (or) taking an inhalation of nitrous, i.e.- hippie crack, while performing the act of cunnilingus i.e. pussy diving.
Mom knocked on the door while I was in the middle of scuba diving and I took another womp before getting out of bed.