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scrytent 

1. someone who is able to predict the future or anything unforeseen
The scrytent knows everything, why doesn't he just save us all?
scrytent by MisteRious. April 5, 2009

The Scribe 

The person in charge of documenting the activity that occurs in El Rey's Kingdom of Rustled Jimmies. They are often fired from their job or they quit every time they get aggravated with their boss.
The Scribe, known as Miss Katie Monumental, has been fired and quit her job for El Rey way too many times, but she liked working for trumpet playing kings.
The Scribe by Phil Beaurehumphery October 26, 2013

Cum Scribe

A scholarly expert at the art and history of cum; a slut.
My favourite kind of woman is a brainless cum scribe.
Cum Scribe by the $cuN>| April 23, 2008
Noun. A sharp or pointed tool used by graffiti artists to write their name (usually) in glass, plastic, or metal surfaces.

Graffiti artists usually use rocks, modified pens, razor blades, or other various hardware tools. Most scribers are custom made and modified.
Yo, I just made this new scriber from this stuff at the hardware store. It flows so nice!
scriber by SpoR July 26, 2007

scrubered 

When your Uber takes significantly longer to get you to your destination than you thought it would.
Person A: We've been sitting here for 30 minutes, where you at?
Person B: Sorry bro, got totally scrubered, be there soon.
scrubered by SeamusOLanigan April 29, 2016

Cock Scribe 

A person who is infatuated with drawing penises on any available surface.

One who will draw penises whenever given the chance regardless of time or location.

Often referred to as the Davinci of schlong, the Picasso of the cocko, or the Bob Ross of balls and shaft.
Hey Jake, would ya look at that!! Cody's over there being a cock scribe again. Their are literally dicks drawn on everything!
Cock Scribe by Dr. Lubentap July 17, 2019