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Basically like a mustach...but nasty.
and scummy.
why not scumstach?
doesnt sound as cool whe you say it out loud.
"Hey bill did you see that frankfort tried to grow a mustach?"
"yeahman, more like a scrumstach."
"Nice dude."
by girls_astraightuphustler December 15, 2007
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