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the flap of skin above between your top lip and your top row of teeth.
i got my scrumper pierced, i call him scrumpy
by fluffygutss December 08, 2005
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A piercing on the flap of skin between your upper lip and gums. also known as a smiley
Duuddee your scrumper is sick!!
Thankss i just got i pierced this weekend!
by The ShannonTrombley Experience September 15, 2009
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An utter loser or (more specifically) someone who fails spectacularly at a simple action. A scrumper and can be amusingly described as "someone who aims low yet STILL fails."

In software development environments a scrumper is someone who, through careless and avoidable error, brings everyone else to a halt.
"We were deathmatching and Trevor kept blowing himself up with his own grenades... what a scrumper."

"Scrumper over there just tripped over his own two feet."

"That scrumper Ted deleted everything from source control."
by Astra November 16, 2007
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A mythical hot "townie" reported to live near college campuses and often referenced to lure friends into town to hang out and get laid.
Dude, come visit me at school. We can nail us some scrumpers!!
by Awwjwah2 July 16, 2013
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