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10.
Those little gross smelly yellow chunks of rotten food that you cough up sometimes. Consider it a throat booger.
As I was talking to the manager I accidentally coughed up a scrump that landed on his desk.
by cpdcrsdr January 22, 2013
 
1.
Screw + hump = Scrump
do you wanna go behind the bleachers and scrump
by illogical January 08, 2005
 
2.
(noun) A doll created by Lilo in the movie Lilo and Stitch.
"This is scrump! I made her myself!"
by lilo-stitch May 24, 2006
 
3.
To steal apples
Lets go a'scrumpin!
by me February 01, 2003
 
4.
to have convenient sex; usually brief and decidedly unromantic; uncontentious and often with a friend or an indifferent ex.; could be laden with guilt, but isn't;
we lived on the same floor freshman year, sometimes down to scrump when other plans failed.
by might. March 09, 2005
 
5.
To steal apples
Let's go scrump behind the woodshed!
by John March 18, 2003
 
6.
a cross between screw and hump...."scrump."
I really like to scrump.
I would really like to scrump!
by bread infection December 31, 2005
 
7.
Adjective. Most commonly used instead of scoot. To move a little bit in a direction.
Scrump over a little bit
by Gun June 07, 2013