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Amy Schumer

And if you honestly think Amy Schumer is funny...

Amy Schumer Theory

The theory that Amy Schumer's existence brings down the humor levels of the entire female gender.
I don't believe in Science, I believe in the Amy Schumer Theory.

Amy Schumer

A animal that steals jokes and is a whale
Guy 1: Bro, i just went to a aquarium!
Guy 2: Cool! What did you see?
Guy 1: Amy Schumer.
Amy Schumer by ReadyLife November 17, 2018

Scrumtrulescent 

adj: so great that any other word employed would be woefully insufficient, and would serve only to limit the sheer magnitude of the greatness intended as a descriptor.

-made famous by Will Ferrell impersonating James Lipton on SNL's skit "Inside the Actor's Studio."

-don't be fooled by other misspellings.
Your performance was simply scrumtrulescent.
Scrumtrulescent by Jickety May 20, 2005

Amy Schumer

Verb
Attacking them with a vile stench, typically coming from below you waist
“Damn, this bitch Amy Schumered me.”
“Shit, Kyle. Veronica is nasty.”

Amy Schumer is funnier than you 

The most destructive and cruel insult in the English language. Seriously, this is worse than ur mom gay, ur dad lesbian, ur grannie trannie, ur brother a mother, ur sister a mister, and all insults like that combined.
Tom: Your sister a mister!
Paul: ...I'm sorry, old pal. You leave me no choice.
Tom: Hm?
Paul: Amy Schumer is funnier than you.
Tom: *Gasps, then falls to the ground, weakened. Pluto and Neptune explode*