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26.
You are a delight!
James Lipton is scrum.
by scrum May 01, 2003
 
1.
a group of penguins
OR
an offense manouver in Rugby
OR
a certain set of computer software tools
penguins in scrums are fun to watch

the team's scrum helped them score

i used SCRUM to do some computer stuff
by Wallis and Futuna Islands December 21, 2004
 
2.
The act of jacking it while doing a shit. It is said to be the ultimate body relief.
Michael: Luke you look so relaxed.
Luke: yeah i just had a scrum
by brewskies October 12, 2009
 
3.
n. Central activity in Rugby football. Sixteen overweight men or women push into each other while holding one anothers shirt tails. Face-kicking, ear-biting and scrotum-butting are allowed, but, oddly, foot-lifting is severely punished. A call of "not in straight" results in a penalty kick instead of knowing sniggers while a call of "push over try" results in jubilation and moist scrum down.
Scrum! White! There's your mark! Crouch! Touch! Pause! Engage!

Is that referee high on something? The match hasn't started!
by gnostic1 June 28, 2012
 
4.
1. The XP term for a daily gathering of engineers to discuss the days work.
2. The stimulating drink made as a shot from a rung out sponge that has previously been insterted into ones rectum.
"hey dude, you want a shot of scrum?"
"fuck yeah man!!!"
by Tator2424 April 14, 2008
 
5.
Skating, crying, raging and cumming all at once
Randy went to go scrum
by poopytitties November 20, 2013
 
6.
the kind of person who follows you around and really pisses you off, but you use them for resources so you never confront them.
"This scrum is pissing me off, but i need him to get me beer"
by Dyldo September 07, 2012
 
7.
A game played in high school lunch rooms. The act of playing the game is called scrumming. It is usually played with a water bottle cap. It is bounced off the table and the players known as scrummers try to get the cap first. The word scrum also used to describe most things that happen during the game as well.
Jordan started the scrum. But Rodney stole the scrum from JT.
by scrummaster13 March 20, 2011