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Scrubblewump 

Noun - A lump of those crusty boogers that one finds just inside one's nostrils. Typically used as the male version of cunt.
Samantha - Jason is probably going to be an male stripper when he grows up.
Mason - Yeah, what a scrubblewump.

scrubblebub

to clean very well, to scrub out dirt, to wash before use
You better scrubblebub that hat you found on the floor before you wear it.
scrubblebub by Steven Deerwester January 3, 2008

Scruffables 

Nick-name given to a person with brown, puppy dog eyes, scruffy dark hair and a protective, friendly sort of nature.

Often so lovable it could break your heart to ever see said person in pain. But not without smartass remarks.

Though adorable and cuddly cute, they will not settle for anything less than "hot!" or "Sexy Fine!"
Such a scruffables. Like a puppy dog in human form.

scrumpable 

adjective describing a male that you want to have sex with.
Inuyasha and Orlando Bloom are both very scrumpable.

Scrubble 

Describes facial hair halfway between stubble and a beard.
After several weeks of not shaving, he had achieved nice scrubble.
Scrubble by Semiuseful Magazine December 9, 2008

Scrubbled Eggs 

Having Scrubbled Eggs is the act of having sex with a women; but before having intercourse placing a freshly made, sunny side up fried egg on her vagina. In order to successfully have Scrubbled Eggs, you must place your Penis directly through the egg yolk, and into the vagina.
No, I am sorry baby, but you can have Scrubbled Eggs and Ketchup because I am on the rags.
Scrubbled Eggs by greasemonkey131 February 19, 2011