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148.
n.
the male version of the fat ugly chick who is best friends with the pretty popular chick. she thinks she can get a guy that way, or maybe just some attention, because her friend is showered in everything she's ever wanted. but it is just not so. truth be told, everyone's sitting there going 'ha ha look at that fat chick, she is so ugly. even more ugly compared to her pretty friend'.
think of the line in the tlc song about the guy hangin out his 'best friends ride'.
by jeska June 24, 2004
 
149.
A person whose appearance is a mess.
She hasn't showered in days. What a scrub!
by bk March 11, 2003
 
150.
A scrub is a person who never takes showers and he/she thinks look good is having nasty greasy hair, and massive zits all over their face.
Jon H: I look good.
Ian3111: No you look like a scrub.
by roettger May 23, 2006
 
151.
A person that iss never invited but is always there, never carries cash only a credit card so you have to pay for his shit and hee will buy you food in your return even though it is not worth thee value that you have spent, sleeps over at your house completly uninvited for several days, weeks, or months at a time
Chris Hernandez AKA HIV
by Peaches March 28, 2005
 
152.
Dudes who give head to girls for nothing in return.
Chic #1 - So did you have to put out for ol' boy last night?

Chic#2 - Nah girl. He's a scrub, so you know it was all about me.
by Jane Doe January 05, 2005
 
153.
See n00b.
Good god. I'm tired of DDR scrubs who keep playing Afronova on Basic mode.
by dJ gS68 October 01, 2003
 
154.
Its the time when your in the shower and you reach for some soap or lubricent and then you strangle the turky, gerk the gerkin, pump the sack, pull the chain, or to make it easier having a wank.

a cleaver way to tell your mates what you did last night

(a scrub doesnt nessicerily have to happen in the shower)
hay man i had the mean scrub last night.

person 1: hay man what you doing tonight?
person 2: Probaly do a bit of homework then have a scrub.
by jim, jam, jamesy December 21, 2006