A jock strap.
My cup slipped out of my scrotum totem and I smashed my kiwis.
"she paid homage at my scrotum totem"
Scrotum totem- The totem (or pole) of your scrotum
its basically your dick, penis, cock, etc.
PAY HOMAGE TO THE SCROTUM TOTEM!
(in this usage the speaker is asking for a blow job)
My scrotum totem has been erected.
(in this usage the speaker is say he has a hard on)
An erect penis; A boner
Daaaamn that girl Patrice is a dimepiece
, I get a scrotum totem every time I see her.
Aregardless naked males, regardless of sexual orientation, whose scrotums vertically adjacent.
I awoke to find myself serving as the base of a scrotum totem.
I hope Josh brings the d-nuts to tonight's scotum totem because nothing gets me hungrier than a hot stack of scrote.