Person 2: It's a scrotch!
Person 3: Don't be such a scrotch.
1. Often elusive and rarely seen, it's when a woman's vagina is so big, smelly & hairy that it resembles that of a female sasquatch. Usually, females afflicted by this condition are exiled by their peers to live in the woods.
"If you do ever encounter a scrotch ho, it's best to play dead."
Mc: "That chick I was hitting on wouldn't go down on me because of my Scrotch"