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1. A niggard, very selfish person
2. Mc Duck, Donald Duck's uncle
- Please, gimme a sip of coke
- Buy your own soda, bastard !
- You are as scrooge as Mc Duck !
by etzelet December 26, 2010
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a miserable person. a person who is unwilling to give. stingy person.
he's such a scrooge
by eH? March 17, 2003
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Someone who is extremely selfish/tight/a fucktard/someone you want to kill. Does not like to share stuff with other people, o be nice to other people.

It originates from Charles Dickens "Scrooge" story. Scrooge was a man who hated christmas and everyone, and magically a ghost appears and at the end he learns that he should be nice, and then goes to an Xmas dinner and is nice to everyone....

Understand?
Jimmy: Hey, can I have a piece of bread please?
Scrooge type man: No you may not, just because I have an unlimited supply of bread, does not mwan you can have some.

Or...

Charlie: May I listen to your MP3 player with you?
Claire: NO YOU CAN NOT!!! JUST BECAUSE I HAVE 5000 SONGS ON IT, AND ALSO LISTEN TO IT NON STOP ALL DAY, DOES NOT MEAN YOU CAN LISTEN!!
Charlie: Haha...stupid emo... *pushes claire out window*
by Cloud December 13, 2004
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To slam a being against a hard wall, pull down their pants as well as yours, get behind them in a comfortable upright position, and repeatedly stick your penis in and out of their anus.

To use strength and agility to force a man, woman, or toddler upon an elevated surface and to wiggle your way into their asshole.
Harry Johnson: Ahhh dude i can't walk, some child scrooged the shit out of me!!!



Steve: Ow!!

Brad: what happened man?

Steve: yesterday billy tossed me onto a desk and scrooged me until i blacked out


Fujimora: Herro is anybody here.

Creeper: I'm here Fujimora, im here.

Fujimora: Who say that?

Creeper: I say that Fujimora, i say that. Now get on the wall and pull down your pants, it's scrooging time.
by scroogemaster February 19, 2009
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A really cool guy, before he went on an acid trip which caused him to see three hallucinations and turn into a pussy.
At least Scrooge knew that Christmas was a sham.

Bah Humbug!
by AYB March 13, 2003
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what you say to laugh at someone when they do something embarassing.
person 1:(falls and rips pants, revealing really small schlong.)

person 2: ha! scrooge!
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Having sex with a female with protection and then leaving right afterwards and taking the condom with you because of fear of woman trying to get pregnant with stagnant sperm.
Brian: how did it go with that chick last night dude?
Kevin: It was awesome, but she's crazy so I scrooged.
Brian: Totally understandable.
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