| 36. | Rich Uncle | ||
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The relative with all of the money, who believes that any tax is too high, no matter how reasonable. He employs legions of tax accountants to avoid paying any tax at all. A rich uncle is characterized by notorious stinginess and a Scrooge-like attitude toward the unemployed, the orphaned, the poor, and the elderly. 1. "Are there no prisons? Are there no workhouses?" said Uncle Scrooge, Fred's rich uncle.
2. "“They are Man’s,” said the Spirit, looking down upon them. “And they cling to me, appealing from their fathers. This boy is Ignorance. This girl is Want. Beware them both, and all of their degree, but most of all beware this boy, for on his brow I see that written which is Doom, unless the writing be erased.” "Who am I," said Uncle Scrooge, "their rich uncle?" |
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| 37. | Multiplujillionaire | ||
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Multiplujillionaire: A person's whos wealth is unknown, because of exponential growth. Term was first used as Multiplujillion by Disney to explain Uncle Scrooge or Scrooge McDuck wealth, Evon Andre Arnold associated the term Multiplujillion with the a person wealth and came up with the term Multiplujillionaire. Who ever made that new video game must be a multiplujillionaire, who knows how much money they have.
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| 38. | Christmas Krook | ||
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A Christmas Krook is someone does not like Christmas ! 1. A grumpy person 2. Bad attitude towards Christmas 3. Someone has had a bad experience in their childhood during a year of Christmas that made them hate Christmas as they grew up . 4. A elementary school bully who likes to hurt other kid's feeling by laughing at them and revealing that Santa Clause is not real with public humiliation . 1 . ''Your the mean one , Mr.Grinch ''
2. ''That man is such is such a Krook , why dont someone make a scrooge movie out of him ? '' 3 . ''Oh cheer up , don't be such a Christmas krook and have some Christmas spirit '' 4. '' HHAHAHAAHHAH This kid is such a loser for still thinking that Santa Clause is real '' ''Man that jerk is such a Krook for laughing at that kid just because the kid still is believing Santa Clause '' ''How Mean , What A Krook !!!'' |
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| 39. | Scroogin' | ||
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Detesting Christmas, and all its related cheer. Hey man, what are you up to for Christmas?
Scroogin'... alone. Wow. what an asshole. |
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| 40. | Meiserstein | ||
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meiserly, old man who has managed to save enough money and become very rich. comparable to Scrooge. Meiserstein is what rian wilmeth will slowly progress towards in his older age. known to trick unsuspecting paretns into borrowing large sums of money that they can never pay back, and then taking their youngest male child for sexual services inorder to be repaid.
also see muppet, porro, mupputo little boy: "no mister meiserstein, my fathers debt to you has been paid off!!, he just needed the money for my momy's operation!!!"
porro: "well well well, it seems that you dont love your mommy very much now does it little boy?" |
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| 41. | white tee | ||
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A man-dress, usually white, worn by young urbanites, especially when cruising the mall.
Similar in appearance to the nightgown worn by Ebeneezer Scrooge in A Christmas Carol, only hipper. Urbanite #1: Where did you get that white tee? It's off the heezy fo' sheezy!
Urbanite #2: Where do you think I got it? Lane Bryant, where else! |
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| 42. | Hate | ||
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The true motivator of society. Also refers to a very strong feeling of animosity and resentment, often times leading to violence and atrocities. Hitler encouraged his people to hate the Jews. He is often times regarded as a symbol of evil, even the Anti-Christ. But as for Germany, there was never EVER a time in its history when it was more united and PERFECT.
If Judea had hated the Romans badly enough, the land would have been freed and an autonomous state. But Jesus preached "love". The result: Judea (Israel) remained stuck in an empire for hundreds of years and now everybody and their grandmother believes in some hippie-looking mofo to be saved. Billy hated Bob very much. His hatred motivated him to hack into Bob's computer, earn a higher position, and steal his online girlfriend. Bob committed suicide. Billy wins. Muslim terrorists hate Americans. They have won cultural unity and are kicking American ass in Iraq. Go figure, huh? Scrooge hates Christmas. Now he's saved up enough money to buy all the love, sex, and relationships he wants. Scrooge is the fucking man. I refuse to be racist. I am above that. I hate everybody equally. |
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