hairpin scrollbar 

A hairpin scrollbar is an object used to scroll down a webpage that is impractically too small due to the large amount of content, often unnecessary, on said webpage.

Man, I hate these top ten articles that take me to pages with a hairpin scrollbar. I ain't readin' all this mess, I need bullet points.

hairpin scrollbar by jona777than September 8, 2013

Scrollers Knee 

Scrollers Knee - The definition of the round red patches you find just above the knee caps after resting ones elbows on them whilst taking a shit but scrolling on a Smartphone or Tablet in the toilet.

"fackin hell Tommy, I cant walk straight, got right scrollers knee"

"i'm not surprised Jim, you were in the shitter for hours..."

Scrollers Knee by Abdullah3669 December 3, 2015

Scroller

A person that has had so many ER visits, that the scroll bar is needed to see them all. Previously called frequent flyers, but that implied that we appreciated their business and were happy to give them a discount for their return. The term scroller has more of a negative connotation, meaning someone that abuses the system.

From the book Haiku STAT!

Too many visits.
Scroll bar needed to see them.
You are a “scroller.”

Scroller by Haikuist August 6, 2012

Scrollaxing 

Verb: To scroll through all of your personal email and social media on your couch or bean bag at the end of a hard day. You find this to be an effective way to decompress or chill.

I'll be scrollaxing until 7:00, but I'll meet you at the bar at 7:30.

"What are your plans for tonight bro?" "It's really cold outide so I think I'm just going to stay in and do some scrollaxing on my iPad."

Scrollaxing by Harry Duh Hound Dog July 26, 2016

scrillarosis 

The debilitating curvature of the spine caused by rocking too many medallions and platinum chains. Other known symptoms include: extreme chills, and loss of control due to ballin'. There is no cure for scrillarosis; the only available treatment is surgical removal of said medallions, which inexplicably return in greater numbers after a short period.

E-40 got the scrillarosis bad. He got fetti like Donald Trump. I think it might be terminal, I don't think he's gonna make it.

scrillarosis by JizzyJuess May 13, 2010

scrollage

the amount of manic scrolling needed on a website to find what you want

'oh man that was major scrollage to get down to that paper I was looking for - it was manic'

scrollage by Yopinski March 23, 2012

scrollbelow 

The most awesome site ever.

Has pictures of the most cutest animals on the face of the planet.

Will make a grown man cry.

John: "Hey, did you go to www.scrollbelow.com?"
Ed: "OMG, i cried like a little girl!"

scrollbelow by Jaketheman'sman May 9, 2011