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When a man shits and doesn't wipe his ass clean enough, it leaves brown shit-stains in his white underwear. This is why men now wear non-white underwear to avoid visible scritch marks. I was doing laundry this weekend and the scritch marks in my husband's underwear were so thick that I had to call him and ask if he shit his pants. I didn't know he was on speaker phone when I asked him.
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| 1. | scritch | ||
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the actual meaning of scritch is:
(1) (noun) A deep soothing scratch on the back of the neck or between the ears. (2) (verb) To pleasantly abrade the skin beneath another\'s fur; to perform an act of benevolence usually as a reward for past aid. (3) (noun) An instance or situation where skritching occurs; a furr who enjoys skritches |
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To scratch an itch. (Verb) "Sorry, I just had to scritch"
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Scribble + Itch> Totally unreadable handwriting as in- Doctors handwriting or a secret code that has no meaning except to bewilder and confuse. " The following day I pulled out the crumpled napkin with her phone number - only to find out it was scritch"
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(N.) an itch that is not normally attended to in public.
(V.)scritching (not normally used) "she went to scratch her scritch in the bathroom"
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to shit your pants so violently you almost have to brag about it and want everyone to know. Dude, I just scritched my pants so bad!
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I need a good scritch.
Look at that babe in the turtle outfit, I'd love to scritch that. |
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