scriptease 

Excessive sexual tension without the eventual sex within a book or film.

Jane Austen was a scriptease artist. All that drama and for what? It's not like they're going to DO anything to one another; the English upper class reproduced through division back then, like amoeba.

scriptease by Scheherazade October 2, 2007

Scroptosis 

A condition of a unilateral unnaturally pendulous and saggy testicle (contained of course within said scrot). Considered a “syndrome” when associated with a sudden increased incidence of saggy ball related effects on life for example: sitting down onto a single ball.

Can be a surgical emergency.

Scroptosis Awareness Day is the 29th of February... every year.

There is no female equivalent.

Man 1: Bro, my right ball always get wet when I take a shit.
Man 2: Dude you need to see a doctor, that sounds like a bad case of scroptosis.

Man 1: Bro I cut my left nut on my bike chain again!
Man 2: How many times does this have to happen. Go see you your doctor. #scroptosisawareness

Scroptosis by Jonnic October 8, 2020

scripts 

Prescription drugs, usually illicitly acquired and used relationally.

Know where I can find any scripts?

scripts by The Cosmos April 10, 2009

Booty Scriptures

The designs or scriptured tatoos that women often get across the small of their backs or on the ass cheeks themselves. Something to read or look at while doing it doggy-style.

Johnny hooked up with Denise, a topless dances with many tatoos, and was reading the booty scriptures like he was a Pastor in the Church of Assology.

Booty Scriptures by Mr. Dwayne October 18, 2004

scripture-thumper 

Someone who will beat you over the head with whatever text they hold most sacred—be that the Bible, the Communist Manifesto, "Atheism: The Case Against God," or "Stranger in a Strange Land"—until you agree with them on all points.

"A religious debate? No thanks; they bring out all the scripture-thumpers."

scripture-thumper by Qit February 26, 2004

Scripto 

Scottish word for being in a state of extreme anger, madness or frenzy.

Wee man, the Scottish ned, found out that 'scripto' had not yet been defined in Urban Dictionary. He went scripto.

Scripto by G. Ward September 27, 2013

Scriptruthophobia 

The fear of biblical truths, violating your religious lies

I can’t reason with you on religious issues when you suffer from scriptruthophobia

Scriptruthophobia by PWAuthor October 3, 2014