screwdent

A screwdent is a student who is having sex with a professor or teacher.

They are generally pursued by the instructor, but may be the pursuer.

My man Malcom is getting banged by Mrs. K, that hot chem professor.

I swear, he's her second or third screwdent this year!

screwdent by MQTV August 17, 2020

wormy screwter 

The sexual process whereby a man penetrates a woman with a distinctive circular motion in his hips, giving a wormy screwter feeling to the woman involved

"I gave her a good wormy screwtering last night. She loved it".

wormy screwter by ybot66 February 27, 2008

Screwted

When your feel screwed and rooted at the same time

I'm feel so screwted because I've consumed an unknown amount of various drugs to the point of being unresponsive

Screwted by MiniAssassin October 30, 2021

screwpex 

A financial error or mistake in which expenses are incorrectly allocated between capital expenditures (CAPEX) and operational expenditures (OPEX), leading to inaccurate financial reporting, potential tax implications, and compromised decision-making based on flawed financial data.

1. "The finance team discovered a major Screwpex in last quarter's reports where IT infrastructure upgrades were incorrectly coded as operational expenses."

2. "After the audit, we realized we had a Screwpex situation with the software implementation costs, which should have been capitalized rather than expensed."

3. "The CFO called an emergency meeting to address the Screwpex issues that were distorting our financial ratios and misleading investors."

4. "New employees in accounting receive training specifically on avoiding Screwpex errors when categorizing maintenance versus improvements."

5. "The tax implications of last year's Screwpex will require us to file amended returns once we properly reclassify those building renovations."

screwpex by Audit The Auditor March 12, 2025