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1. someone who is particularly talented in the art of screwnicorning - a world class screwnicorn
2. a particularly fit screwnicorn

Derived from the phonetic similarity between 'screwnicornikova' and gorgeous, world class tennis player 'Anna Kournikova'.
She was a real screwnicornikova once she strapped a dildo to her forehead.
by CeltGal April 03, 2007

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