screwer upper 

It means when some one screws things up a lot.

Man your a screwer upper !

screwer upper by LOPEZNATOR March 15, 2017

Screwer Face 

Either someone who takes accessive amounts of crystal meth or someone who is a shafty beaver!

Man did you see Fred! He looks like a screwer face today.
Or...
Emily is such a screw face!

Screwer Face by Erianna May 30, 2007

lunar screwer 

Someone who has sexual intercourse with the moon and other celestial bodies that are visible during the night. similar to moon frigger

You might not believe me, but I saw a guy on top of the moon...and guess what he was doing...yeah screwing the stars. I hate lunar screwers.

lunar screwer by jakaldd February 4, 2009

Speedy Screwer 

Refers to someone who can repeatedly fuck someone over and over again without losing stamina. Speedy refers to the sheer fastness of which the fucking is carried out, and screwing refers to the fucking itself.

Mike is referred to as a “Speedy Screwer” because he is said to have fucked a girl 50 times in one night.

Speedy Screwer by Ray Peest February 15, 2022

pooch screwer

The one that does it: Screws the pooch.

Oh, for fuck sake!! A 4th down fumble on the 2nd yard line?! Really!? The QB's a goddam pooch screwer!!

pooch screwer by YAWA February 12, 2023

Bagel-Hole-Screwer 

One who is so lame that the only hole they'll ever get is the one in the center of their morning bagel. They usually eat it afterwards, with butter and a different, homemade cream cheese.

Peter: Quagmire watch the numbers would you? I'm going to heat up a bagel and have sex with it.
Quagmire: The butter's in the fridge, you dirty bagel-hole-screwer!

Bagel-Hole-Screwer by Teh Judas November 4, 2009

beagel screwer 

person who screws beagles

" U stupid beagel screwer!!"

beagel screwer by crazzyguywithabigwilly February 7, 2008