To understand the perpetrators of this crime see labrat.
Degenerate Lab technicians consume test tubes of semen orally and when they arrive at the last tube a system call screwball scramball comes into play. The test tube is thrown into the air and the labrats fight for the male reproductive fluid.
"okay guys were down to the last tube of the good stuff, SCREWBALL SCRAMBALL MOTHER FUCKERS".
Sam " yo chill it was totally awesome ya, there was like ten of us in the lab last night and i won man"
Mick " what, the srewball scramball, that's totally rad bwana"