Booyah Screwyah 

Also known as "Pump and Dump" a "Booyah Screwyah" refers specifically to Jim Cramer speaking favorably about a security only to have his friends who work in finance unload or take a short position against the very same security. "Booyah" is Cramer's slogan to signify enthusiasm.

Cramer: I say Nividia is a buy buy buy!

Joe: Damn it! Cramer is pumping Nividia again. I bet it drops next week... another booyah screwyah.

Booyah Screwyah by mrnicegeek August 10, 2010

scref 

Tramp

Look at your clothes Jemma. You are such a scref

scref by Deno May 20, 2003

screwy 

Person who acts in a strange or crazy manner, who would often have social problems that may lead to social isolation. A person who does not act in accordance with what is considered normal, a weirdo.

John is a very screwy guy, he hardly ever leaves the house.

screwy by ar-gee August 30, 2006

screwy 

A word to describe something crappy, something that is bad, something that sucks

sorry for the static, my phone is screwy

screwy by jdrox May 31, 2006

screff 

Screff is a derogatory term for a contemptible person. There is no set of necessary and sufficient conditions which if fulfilled make a person a screff. The only necessary condition is that the person lacks self-awareness: they are unaware that their actions and behaviour make them a screff. Beyond this condition the only way to explain the meaning of screff is to enumerate examples of people who are screffs. In this way certain ‘family resemblences’ among screffs will become apparent (screff is an example of a Wittgensteinian family resemblance concept). Examples of notable screffs are:

Simon Cowell
Boris Johnson

Sir Alan Sugar
Jordan (a.k.a. Katie Price)
Cheryl Cole
Jamie Oliver
Jamiroquai
Jeremy Clarkson
Richard Hammond

The adjective Screffy can also be used to describe non-persons such as TV shows, films, music, clothes and activities that are associated with screffs.

'Simon Cowell, what a screff!'
'Humvees are proper screffy'

screff by cocky james November 1, 2010

fucky screwy 

This means that something isn't working correctly; screwing up

Guy 1: Dude, what's up with the internet?
Guy 2: I don't know man. It's being all fucky screwy.

fucky screwy by Bigfooted Giraffe November 16, 2014

screff 

A screff is a derogatory term for a person who lacks self awareness. This is a necessary but not sufficient condition for being a screff. Unfortunately, this is a fairly loose family of meaning (à la Wittgenstein). Being a screff is indicative of being oblivious to one's conditions, unclear thinking, a reluctance to accept the use of logic in argument, participating in one's own oppression, liking inane pop culture, not realising the effect that ones ideology and action will have on other people and a reluctance to look for deeper meanings than the immediately obvious. It is also secondarily used to denote members of an underclass who have been failed by society and as such have adopted some or all of the above traits.

Derivatives: (adj.) screffy

Simon Cowell
Alan Sugar
Jermaine Jenas
Katie Price
Cheryl Cole
Horne and Corden
Jeremy Clarkson

"Why are you acting like a screff, don't you realise what this means?"

(excl.) "SCREFF!"

screff by The_Hess October 31, 2010