gta v loading screen 

the thing that lasts 100 years

A:are you done loading in gta v
B:no it should take another 100 years
A: i know the gta v loading screen is so long

gta v loading screen by arthur morgan 1899 November 19, 2021

Loading screen techno 

The art of creating various noises and bass with your throat in order to entertain yourself while waiting for your system to boot or an application to load - not suprising, then, that it is common to create loading screen techno in public places such as school and work where hard drives are outrageously slow.

Can also be used to keep oneself awake during long sessions of gaming.

Greg: argh, why haven't they upgraded from windows 95 yet, this server is SO slow man!
Tim: i know dude *unch-unch-unch-unch...*
Greg: *werr-werr-werr-werr...*
*everyone in the room makes loading screen techno for next two minutes*

Loading screen techno by KandyFlossKid February 23, 2011

loading screen 

Flat, open, fields with no scenery typically located between towns in the Midwest.

The Midwest is in dire need of a server upgrade. Such long loading screens for so little content.

Much like the Massive Effect elevators, the farm land in the Midwest serves as a loading screen between content where you can still interact with the game.

loading screen by ApatheticEnigma September 29, 2014

GTA loading screen

Named after the game "Grand Theft Auto", the slang term "GTA loading screen" refers to websites like time.is/Surabaya that constantly shows advertisings for women's underwear when your parents walk in — but only shows restrained types (and amounts) of advertisings whilst your parents are sleeping or busy with activities like gardening.

I was just trying to check the time on my phone, but when my parents walked in, I got hit with a total GTA loading screen, bombarded by ads for women's underwear like it was some kind of prank!

GTA loading screen by Emotional Cruiser November 4, 2025