| 22. | Flying Penguin | ||
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When you're fucking a chick doggy style and she's bent over the bed you wrap her legs around you and quickly yank her off the bed as you stand up and she flaps her arms to try and keep her balance but like a penguin she can't fly and eventually faceplants to the floor. Last night I gave my girl the flying penguin and she got a rug burn on her forehead...but she let me finish.
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| 23. | Screaming Space Hopper | ||
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On a one night stand with a very fat girl (preferably sunburnt), get her into a doggystyle position, then force a banana up her arse and one hard into her twat and kneel on her hair. She will scream and try to get up by lifting her arse. Jump on her back holding the bananas in place. Just like a kid on a space hopper. Janice was like a screaming space hopper last night. rode the bitch for 20 minutes.
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| 24. | butthole game | ||
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A variation of the "penis game" where players progressively yell the word butthole in public locations. The player to yell it the loudest without getting "caught" is declared the winner. A player can also be declared a winner with a "GAME-SET-MATCH"; this is when a player yells the word butthole at such a high caliber and level that it can not be defeated by any other player. (on a school bus playing butthole game...)
will: butthole nick: BUTTHOLE will: BUTTHOLE! nick: (screaming like a girl) BUUUUTTTTTTHHHHHOOOOOLLLLLLEEEEEE!!!!! martin: game.... set.... match..... |
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| 25. | The Bear | ||
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A traumatic experience with a bear which causes an individual to chase people acting like a bear screaming "THE BEAR, THE BEAR, THE BEAR, THE BEAR!"
Emma: "OMG Jack, you know that girl Philipineness in our class?"
Jack: "Yeah what about her?" Emma: "Apparentally she does The Bear to people all the time". Jack: "Yeah that chick is weird! I hear she squeezed Allison's boobs so hard that she got bruises on them!" Emma: "Oh yuck. She has issues." |
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| 26. | blueprint | ||
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It is when a gentleman, of sorts, convinces a lady to undergo sexual intercourse in a private location of his choosing and then during intercourse have multiple of the gentleman's friends run out of a closet ready to ejaculate and then spray the lady like soap in a car-wash. When my daughter came home last night she ran right to the shower screaming, "BLUEPRINT".
Oh, you wanna break up with her but you don't want her to forget about you. Just make your mark, blueprint her. |
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| 27. | Hawthorne Heights | ||
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A four piece (five piece until the death of Casey Calvert in 2007) band from Dayton, Ohio that is widely considered to be part of the emo/screamo movement. Idolized by emos and pop-punk fans, skewered by emo haters, and completely left alone by audiophiles and critics, they are the very definition of the Generic Emo Band. They specialize in making emo-styled pop-punk that goes straight through my head without making any impression at all. Not to mention that they suffer from a musically deadly disease known as Lyricitis Type Bad and incorporate (horrendous) screaming in their music. Emo kid: Dear Diary, Mood: Heartbroken. LIKE OMG! I ASKED THIS GIRL OUT TODAY AND SHE SAID NO GET AWAY FROM ME EMO FREAK AND IT MADE ME SO SAD! So, liek, I went home and listened to Hawthorne Heights and cut my wrists and blacked my eyes like the song said. It made the terrible pain go away... but only a bit.
Emo Hater: Hawthorne heights is a bucketload of shit!... even though I've never heard one of their songs... Audiophile: Hawthorne Heights is a band with a fairly competent rhythm section when compared to other bands in the emo movement, and that makes them worth a listen. However, they're so generic that you won't know the difference, except for maybe the laughable screaming and absolutely atrocious lyrics. Only true emos will be crazy for this band. |
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| 28. | the yeti | ||
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1. A sexual procedure similar to the screaming seagull. In order to perform "the yeti," one must be doing a girl in the snow, and subsequently take a handful of snow, put it on her ham wallet, and pack it in with one's pork steeple. The audible result sounds like the call of the yeti.
2. The snowy bigfoot guy. BRO.
I was doing this chick on the ski slopes at Vail and I decided to give her the yeti. She groaned, and sounded like a yeti, which attracted a REAL YETI. It was frigging huge, and had horns and shit, so I had to ski away with my junk out. |
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