the battle cry of the modern day viking!
" and i heard him yell "BOFOA" as he slammed my head in a locker, that jerk"
A hero from an age old tale. She is one who procrastinates profusely, and ultimately happens upon her own downfall because of it. Created by infamous muses Benjaminciano and Bethaniciana.
This epic, as epic as it may be, has never been introduced to any publisher's eyes, it will someday be a best seller, and Oscar winning movie
The Adventures of Tiffaniciana: A Purely Fictional Epic…(epic being a very loose term)more...
Chapter One: Once Upon A Time….
Once upon a time, there was a girl...named Tiffaniciana. Tiffaniciana had procrastinated a lot on her English essay that was due ON MONDAY. And THEN Tiffaniciana realized it was 6pm on SUNDAY! And she hadn’t started!! Tiffaniciana had to stay up until 3am working on her essay but she fell asleep… and got an F!!!!
MORAL OF THE STORY: START ON YOUR ESSAY NOW OR YOU WILL END UP LIKE TIFFANICIANA!
Chapter Two: Tiffaniciana Gets Discouraged
No, waitwaitwait, that’s not what happened. Lemmee try again. *Ahem, Even though Tiffaniciana was working very hard to get her essay done, nothing came to mind as to what she oughtta write about. So, Tiffaniciana was very depressed and sad. She was worried that she would flunk out of English and her parents would kick her out of the house. Tiffaniciana suddenly realized that staring at the computer was not going to get her anywhere. So, she got up and ran around the block a couple times (but not in flip flops and not in the dark and she DID NOT fall and kill her knee). Aaaanyway, when Tiffaniciana came back from her little run, she had an epiphany and realized what she wanted to write about. This epiphany changed Tiffaniciana’s outlook on English class and she sat down and wrote her entire essay in an hour. She went to school after having a GOOD NIGHT’S SLEEP (ahem…AHEM), and turned in her ...
Quite possibly one of the shittiest places on Earth.more...
Here's a nice breakdown of the township.
Mount Olive is made up of two main towns, Flanders and Budd Lake. On top of that, some of the unfortunate kids that live in the forgotten neighborhood at the bottom of the Hackettstown mountain and some of the Chester kids are also considered Mount Olive for some reason that nobody can figure out.
Budd Lake, the actual lake itself, is a sewage ditch. Seriously, the fucking sewage from the houses leaks into the lake, so don't go swimming without expecting to come out green. In past years, there have been cars, bodies, dead animals, and fuck knows what else in that shithole they call a lake. The "beach" is basically a strip of garbage and imported sand, and is the number one "vacation" destination for desperate kids over the summer.
There are about 50thousand fucking elementary schools, and the one I went to, was fucking terrible. Sandshore elementary school, aka prison, is a great place to go if you like emotional abuse. If you get a teacher that is slightly less bitchy than a Nazi, consider yourself the most lucky fucker in the entire school. The students endure abuse such as being screamed at for missing a single homework assignment, being ridiculed for not singing loud enough in music, and being treated like inmates by the bitchy lunch aids. I remember being forced to stand in 2 perfectly straight lines before recess and having to shut the fuck up or my part of the line wo...
perhaps the biggest flop in NFL history, Ryan Leaf was the #2 overall pick by the San Diego Chargers in 1998. the only player picked in front of Leaf was Payton Manning, and the Colts (who selected Manning) considered taking Leaf until just before draft day. needless to say, the Colts were wise to take Payton.
Leaf was highly touted, coming out of Washington State U, and was expected to lead San Diego to glory. However, in is rookie year, he had 2 touchdowns, 15 picks, and a bad attitude. he nearly fought an angry fan, often screamed at reporters, and faked an injury to leave practice to golf. he missed the '99 season with a shoulder injury, and after poor performance, and injury, and a run in w/ police (a bar fight), he was released after 2000.
Leaf was signed and released by tampa Bay before the 2001 season, and finally ended up playing as a back up in Dallas that year. He lost all 4 games that he started.
He signed with Seattle as a back up prior to 2002, but retired due to long standing injuries.
Ryan Leaf is the biggest bust in NFL history
writing this story made me horny as hell... god... i hope it makes you, too.
Hallie sat in class staring at her boyfriend. She winked at him and he immediately knew what that meant. It was last period, and they would be home within twenty minutes. Those were the longest twenty minutes of hallie’s life. When she got home, she knew her parents wouldn’t be home since they were out on vacation for the next week. Her boyfriend, ryan, came in right behind her. She dropped her bag in the kitchen and started walking towards the living room. Ryan, however, couldn’t wait. He dropped his bag and grabbed her, knocking her in to a wall and started furiously making out with her. She didn’t fight back and let his hands explore her body, cupping her breasts and squeezing them however he liked. He slid his hands down her waist and tickled her with his fingertips. Hallie started taking off his shirt and unbuttoning his pants as ryan ripped off her button-down shirt that he had let her borrow from his closet. He didn’t care if his clothes were ruined. Her wanted her now. He started kissing her neck and slowly moved down to her breasts, undoing the clip of her bra with his teeth. Her bra revealed her hard, pink nipples that screamed at ryan. Ryan kissed each breast and nibbled them gently. This made hallie horny as hell. Ryan kept moving down and pulled her skirt down to her ankles. Hallie stepped out of her skirt and began walking over to the large couch that sat in the middle of the living room. Ryan followed her and turned the lights off and shut the shades on his ...more...