pork scratchings 

pork rinds they make in the "black country", in the west midlands, places like woverhampton, walsall n wednesbury n cannock,
you can get em from the butchers and the pubs!

john: gerrus a bagga pork scratchings aer kid
Jimmy: arr will do, goowin down the pub later, aye i
john: tah

pork scratchings by paul hinton December 28, 2005

SHUT YA PORK SCRATCHINGS 

Shut ya pork scratchings is a way to shut people up in Britain. It means to shut up and eat pork scratchings

Daughter : I'm gonna sing sherlock by Rebecca fai
Mom: Shut ya pork scratchings

Daughter : it wasn't me

Mom: WELL IT WAS FUCKING ONE A YAS

SHUT YA PORK SCRATCHINGS by SHUT YA PORK SCRATCHINGS October 23, 2018

pork scratchings 

Pork scratchings is the term for the left over 'crumbs' after the penis ejaculates and is not cleaned or wiped, and the remaining dried up semen is brushed/scratched off.

See also wordknobcheese/word

Please excuse the mess on your brand new black suit, I had pork scratchings.

pork scratchings by Teaboy September 23, 2003

pork scratchings 

porky- when one boy goes to west ham matches and eats pork.
pork scratching- when one has evolved from the porky state and stays at home eating on the couch.

conner your such a pork scratchings!
go shove bacon up your mums ass you pork scratchings!

pork scratchings by mr. porky April 3, 2007

Pork Scratchings 

Means you’re running low on money, or have no money to do anything when it comes to going out with your mates
Or saving the last amount of your money left and staying indoors until the next payday

Friend; “come out with the boys tonight for a few pints”
You; “nah I can’t tonight mate I’m running off pork scratchings at the minute until my next payday”
Friend; “no worries mate catch you next time”

Pork Scratchings by Madferit🍋 October 29, 2023

Scratching like a DJ

Female masturbation. Frigging the bean back and forth like a DJ scratching vinyl.

I walked in on my roommate scratching like a DJ last night.

I woke up so engorged and horny I had to scratch it like a dj.

My uncle offered me $200 if he could watch me scratch it like a dj. Want to go to the mall?

Scratching like a DJ

Scratching like a DJ by Dick Onchin April 21, 2020

Scritching 

The act of scratching, touching or grooming in a familiar and friendly way.

Dogs and cats love a good scritching behind their ears and the back of their neck.

Scritching by timberpup January 24, 2010