Scranton, Pa is a city in the shit hole know as NEPA. First off its pronounced with out the "t" sound, skran-n. Home to the most messed up people in the world. No seriously did anyone reading this hear about the lady that had like 30 bags of crack up her vag plus change. No one besides Joe Biden has ever made it out of this pothole infested city. Nicknamed the "Electric City" because Scranton was the first city, ever, to use Electric Cable Cars. The hit NBC show "The Office" is said to take place here. The University of Scranton located near downtown is a fucking joke. Only good thing about Scranton is La Festa Italiano and the Greek Orthodox Church by the library's authentic Greek Food Fest. That's the pothole infested fucked up city that is Scranton.

Moosic is a small borough and suburb of Scranton, Pa. There is nothing to do here. Home to the ruin wasteland that was Rocky Glen Park. Former race car driver Joe Amato lives here. We eat ice cream at Bitty Bills.

A small, private, Catholic college nestled in the outskirts of Scranton, PA. It is half druggies and half religious freaks. People attend Marywood because scholarships are handed out like lollipops. Also, they don't want to have to admit that they attend Lackawanna Community College or Scranton University. The advisors are notorious for screwing you over in every way possible.

Gorgeous ladies and gentlemen that are extremely intelligent attend this University. They love to party and have fun.

"Ain't no party like a Scranton party cuz a Scranton party don't stop!"-Quote about Scranton, PA from the hit show "The Office"

**For 16 consecutive years, U.S. News & World Report's "America's Best Colleges" edition has ranked the University of Scranton among the 10 top master's universities in the north

**In the 2010 edition of "America's Best Colleges" The University of Scranton ranked seventh among "America's Best Colleges" in the North, and was also included in a new ranking of just 80 schools in the nation hailed for a “Strong Commitment to Teaching.”

**For two consecutive years, Scranton has ranked among just 77 “Top Up-and-Coming Schools,” in the nation.

**The University's MBA program is among the top 15 in the nation for general management according to a national ranking of business schools published by Entrepreneur magazine and The Princeton Review.

**For the past eight years, The Princeton Review has included Scranton among its “371 Best Colleges.”

**Scranton is one of only 100 colleges and universities in the nation to be named to Templeton Foundation’s Honor Roll of Character-Building Colleges.

PRIDE, PASSION, PROMISE.

The feeling of pride associated with living in or being from Scranton, Pa.

A quiet little town with cute little shops and a low crime rate. People complain about what Montrose has to offer, but never mention the fact it is conveniently located 20 minutes from Binghamton, New York and 30 minutes from Scranton, Pennsylvania. Montrose is a great place to raise a family. It is a secure, safe town with friendly people and barely any traffic. Montrose has low pollution rates, trails to bike or hike, lakes, a great outdoors scene in general, and many little festivals like the Blueberry Festival and the Chocolate and Wine festival. The only downfall of Montrose are the young haters who think they belong in Cali ( more like Jersey). If they don't like Montrose, then leave. Surprise surprise, they can't, because they wasted their highschool education getting drunk, getting high, getting abortions, and writing bunk rhymes. Or, they are just plan lazy.

The Greatest Deli Ever! Owned and operated by a "Jewish" Ross Haberek. Home of the "Cheese of the Day". Guest will be greeted by a Jewish Rabbi and a "Shalom". Located in Down Town Scranton, Pa (Look up Scranton, Pa) near Court House Square. Please show us your patronage.