strangling a cat

when someone is singing very badly...
as in the sound a cat would make if you where choking it.

(in a kareoke bar)..

"Jesus Christ! Is someone strangling a cat?!"

strangling a cat by jjjj23467 October 9, 2008

scrambling eggs 

When you're fucking a girl so hard her ovaries get scrambled.

Vinnie: Yo, I finally banged Gina last night.
Tony: Yeah? How'd it go?
Vinnie: Bro, I was scrambling eggs.

scrambling eggs by the_scrambler November 27, 2014

Brayden Spradling 

Daddy

He is Brayden Spradling

Brayden Spradling by DaddyWaddyPaddyBaddy March 8, 2021

Scranning 

British slang for 'eating'.

Originates from the slang 'scran', a colloquialism used by those in the Royal Navy meaning food.

why would anyone think of scranning their own shite

Scranning by pratwithabeard February 25, 2013

scranning batty 

when ya hungry for some fine looking rear

Bill: "How did it go with that chick last night?"
Bob: "yeah great lad, was up all night scranning batty"

scranning batty by StraightestofGs May 28, 2020

Straddling 

To stand or sit with a leg on each side of a person.

"Her dad walked into the living room as she was practically straddling me, I thought I was going to be murdered!"

Straddling by Mike Watling (New College) March 13, 2009

Strangling Kojak 

Masturbating
Choking the chicken
Beating the bishop
Taking matters into your own hands
Holding your sausage hostage
Having a date with Pam and her five friends
Having a tug-o-war with the cyclops

I couldnt catch any chickenheads last night. So, I went home and strangled Kojak whilst the dog licked my balls

Strangling Kojak by Drilla Killa November 4, 2004