An attractive individual that interrupts a person’s train of thought, speech, and/or movement when noticed.

- Level 1: The scrambler catches the victim’s attention, but with no noticeable interruption to thought, speech, and/or movement.
- Level 2: The scrambler catches the victim’s attention. Thought, speech, and/or movement are momentarily interrupted. The victim is ultimately able to return to the previous state.
- Level 3: The scrambler catches the victim’s attention. Thought, speech, and/or movement are permanently interrupted. The victim is not able to return to the previous state.
Chad was hit by a Level 3 Scrambler in the break room and completely forgot what we were talking about.
by N_00 July 23, 2015
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“The Scrambler” is a sex position where one party pours boiling water into the other’s asshole, cracks an egg over it, and then proceeds to eat the other out.
“Hey babe, wanna try The Scrambler?”

Hell yeah, I’m hungry for Over Easy.”
by ClicksNiffXlixks October 16, 2019
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passed: scramblered
future: will scrambler
To have someone who is brilliant, courtly, and English use their charm to befriend you, intelligence to bamboozle you, then cut a side business deal behind your back. When you discover this side deal they cry and promise never to do it again. Those who scrambler others often hang around expensive restaurants ordering three entrées at a time others dime. Many people have been scrambled in the oil patch. People scrambler friends often because of greed, fear or desperation.
I’m down a million bonez ‘cuz I got scramblerd by Bruce
Make sure yo contract be iron-tiz-ite or you gets scramblered!
I didn’t get farked, I got scramblered. I’m still gana beat his arse.
My coke runner scramblered me ‘cause he is debt to his bookie
by Benjinyc April 12, 2008
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A person know as Bobby Marker that egged a house along with other people
Yo guys the Springfield Scrambler struck again”
by PPPOOPOOMAN November 8, 2019
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A group of enthusiasts who rearrange the plastic letters found on signs outside of businesses and schools alike, oftentimes forming vulgar phrases.
"Those pesky sign scramblers hit my sign again."
'PRUNING LILACS - BRING TOOLS - $5 FEE' --> 'LOCAL SLUT IS BRINGING PORN - $5 FEE'
by www.signscramblers.org January 28, 2004
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Not having a consistant schedule. the term was coined by Morbid Angel guitarist Trey Azagthoth.
"The motto of a paradigm scrambler is 'daytime, nighttime, all primed, continuum time.' One day a paradigm scrambler might wake up at 1pm. The next day he might sleep til 10pm. Or he might stay up for 3 days straight playing videogames being an umberhulk."
by iak sakkath October 24, 2009
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The act of placing your ballsack in one's mouth and farting on there chin.
Alec was spurting off at the mouth, when all at once Chase quickly and forcefully inserted his ballsack into Alec's mouth. sitting on his chin, pinning his head against the ground, his chin practically in chase's ass. chase farts on Alecs chin rattling that dome against the ground

chase: "oh man i just gave you a yolky scrambler"
by HellzAp0pin May 27, 2011
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