scrauso 

In Italian, it means something crummy, sleazy, ugly in a general sense and bothersome. Something that doesn't rouse or stimulate pleasure, generally referred to situations or places rather than people.

Questo posto è proprio scrauso!!

This place is really scrauso!!

scrauso by Daiv Safari March 25, 2008

scranus 

The area on a man's body found between the scrotum and anus. Also known as "the seams of life" because if one tears his scranus his soul will fall out.

I tore my scranus and my soul fell out.

scranus by professor nutsack August 11, 2003

scratus 

During an agile project there is usually a time when the consultants have gone home and it's clear that things are quite as rosey as they'd have you believe that they were to be in the agile seminar that you took. Usually around this time the daily scrum transforms in to scratus. Communication becomes more vague, engineers take a defensive posture whereby they always accomplish something that is important to the project yet the project doesn't get closer to completion. The ultimate tell tale sign of scratus is when the managment is very tense and the engineering team refers to their work by the defect number or feature number rather than the actual feature or defect in English.

Manager: What did you work on yesterday Bill?

Bill: I closed defects 1234,5432, 3212 and 3422. I also worked on feature 1.7 from the requirements.

Manager: Are you blocked?

Bill: No sir.

Manager: Did you update our Rally online agile tracking platform with your progress?

Bill <in nervous voice now>: Yes sir. I do before every scratus, er, I mean scrum.

Manager: When will 1.7 be done?!?

Bill <meekly>: Maybe next week.

Manager: Who's next? We've got a deadline people!

scratus by A. Hacker August 7, 2006

scranus 

the area between the scrotum and the anus

He nicked his scranus while shaving.

scranus by J April 10, 2003

scranus 

the gap between your scrotum and your anus

the "gooch"

scranus by ginger April 10, 2003

scranus 

The area between your shit dropper and goolies.

If you split your scranus you go psycho.

scranus by P.Nus August 6, 2004

scranus 

The flabby stinky skin between your dingleberry tree and ur tea bagger

Mom will u please stop tickeling my scranus

scranus by Vagina Breath November 5, 2004