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tit scrubbers

A tit scrubber is a person(s) who is defined by their actions or in this case lack of actions. This term is a noun, verb, and adjective. A tit scrubber will try and insert themselves into anothers hard work, giving tips on how to get the job done, however accomplishing nothing (imagine person the Irish Spring commercials all clean and lathered, never getting dirty, all the while scrubbing their tit).
noun: look at that group of investigators,have they done anything constructive or even charged anyone? What a bunch of "tit scrubbers"

verb: hey where are those crack investigators to this problem? Oh they are busy with the rigors of "tit scrubbing".

adjective: while everyone was hard at work getting dirty, Jeremy was relaxing in the warm shower, getting his body lather up with sensitive skin soap to stay fresh and clean maintaining a rhythmic motion while being a tit scrubber
tit scrubbers by krodes November 7, 2011
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Rubber Scrubber

I mean she’s hot but she’s definitely a rubber scrubber

Otter Scrubber 

An annoying or judgmental, hippie, tree hugger, vegetarian, or vegan. Anyone that gives you a dirty look because you eat meat, wear leather, don’t use hemp products and especially if you didn’t volunteer or contribute to cleaning up animal victims of oil spills (i.e. otters). More work appropriate than saying ‘dirty hippie’.
Note: Actual Otter Scrubbing is totally commendable.
“I hate eating my egg salad sandwich in front of David because he gives me an evil vegan stare down, what an otter scrubber!”
Otter Scrubber by arc19764663 August 22, 2011

tub scrubber 

The act of cleaning a fat harry person
don't make me whip out my belly ya tub scrubber!
tub scrubber by Spicy Coitus September 28, 2019

Lip Scrubber 

When a girl or guy uses a mans penis to scrub her lips because she is crazy hygienic
She’s a kind of kinky man, she pulled the lip scrubber before she blew me last night
Lip Scrubber by Lipscrubber69 June 24, 2021
An illegal cab driver who curb crawls central London for drunks and E-heads. He is usually called Tremendous, of African persuasion and his car will have no tax or insurance. Once you have haggled the fair from Islington to Peckham down to 45 quid, you and your six mates will squeeze into his Datsun Cherry and proceed to add the smell of your five donner kebabs to the already pervasive waft of rancid BO, dreadfully disguised with fluffy dice, acting as air freshner.

As soon as Tremendous has traversed Tower Bridge he will be waking you up to ask directions. This is where the violence could potentially start. However this is often avoided, thanks to the can of mace he keeps under the passenger seat. Once Tremendous has applied the mace to your face he then throttles you with the seatbelt, pistol whips you, and rag-dolls you out of the window till all your credit cards fall out. He then, empties all of your friend’s pockets and carries out multiple identity fraud for the next 17 years without getting caught.

He can sometimes be found sniffing lighter-fuel at the wheel.
Hey Batty, did him get troo dem blhurd clhaaart rice'n'peas?

Nah man, me left early and got a scabber home. I'm now wanted by several loan sharks.
scabber by surf biffin September 17, 2007

scrawberry 

urban slang for strawberries

Sometimes combined with other slang foods
ie. "Get me some scrawberries and some scrimp cocktail."
"Yo nigga, you want some fruit?", "Yeah, I'll take a scrawberry"

"What kind of milkshake would you like", "Gimme one a dem scrawberry ones"
scrawberry by BurnyMack December 9, 2008