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3. scoutch
a small amount; another way to say a "little bit"
It's just a scoutch windy out.
1. Scoutch
Performing the action of sitting on the couch and drinking scotch
I'm going to scoutch it tonight.
2. Scoutch
Originally the "scotch couch" wherein one drank scotch on a certain couch. then in drunken mumblings became scoutch. then decided to make it a drink. Pour 2 parts baileys irish creme into a glass. then float one part scotch on top. irish creme is used because the original couch was white. therefore floating scotch on the couch for drinking
hey ben, i want a scoutch.
4. Scoutch
Verb

To hover right above a flat surface
Check out that frisbee, it is scoutching the floor!
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