A scouser is a person originating from the City of Liverpool and areas within the metropolitan borough of merseyside. A scouser is so called due to the accent and dialect known as scouse. Like most places, there are a wide variety of people who are scouse, the most notably people who are of an aggressive nature and are overly jealous of places that arnt sterotyped as being the worst place to live in England and for having the most scummiest people on earth. Scousers often steal and commit crime, scousers are also known for bullying vulnerable people as it maked their completely pointless existence seem slightly more of a point. A simple youtube search for scouser can find a number of Mobile phone videos that show the average scouser bullying people they refer to as wools. 'Wools' are people outside of merseyside who live a normal life and are happy. Scousers get offended by this and feel negative tendancies towards these people. Scousers are scum.
Fuck me Laa, give this wool a fums down heees bein a wanka about us scousers.

I hate manchester, people from there are so cool and i hate it. I wish i was a manc, being a scousers is well shit. I no, lets bitch about manchester make us feel better.

by KevinTM September 06, 2008
As everyone has said, a scouser is someone from Liverpool. Like all cities, Liverpool has its scum but I have to say they were colourful and well-mannered. When I stayed there in 1991 I witnessed a branch of Dixons being broken into one night but the thieves were all very polite. They wished me good evening as I went past and went to pains to ensure I wasn't hit by any flying glass from the window they were breaking. I felt this was a very nice touch.
"Oh no! Someone has broken my car window and nicked the radio! But at least they swept the broken glass up - They must be a scouser!"
by Bob Sometimes March 23, 2005
u make me sick people on here probably havent even been to liverpool and ur sitting there calling them if u took the time to come here u'd know that we dont have perms that went out years ago and were do u get shell suits from and if u must know lascoste is a very expensive brand
who says carm down carm down anymore
by leonie August 27, 2004
A scouser is the universal term used to describe a person from Liverpool and more importantly one who is on the lower rung of society. Scousers are generally poor and fill their need for televisions with thieving addictions. Scousers can be found in poorly lighted car parks and dark alleys.
That guy who stole your TV was probably a scouser.

The World Cup was stolen by a scouser.
by Synapse215251 December 10, 2006
aye im part scouser n tho i dnt ave no accent i stil say sum words in d way u wud up north la. Grass n tings la dat fo example n all my mates take d piss n if dere bored wil start an argument aba how i dnt speak propa it does my nut in. Liverpool r boss n scousers all scousers r sound i love bein up dere nyceset place if u neva been u gta go
N many scousers ent thieves we r jus gud at doin it if we feel d need so hush up yer!
by Scouse_gyal November 05, 2006
a person hailing from the world famous city. unique identity and language. original and humourous. doesnt give a fuck about no-mark mings from nowheresville still stereotypin. inventor of the 'casual' soccer and scally scene. PROUD, individual. SCOUSERS ARE NOT ENGLISH. often socialists. Everton FC supporter. multi talented - music, boxing and football. often copied and imitated.
only people to stand up against Thatchers dictatorship, everton fc a team for the people in a sky tv, money dominated era. wayne rooney, the la's, cast, not to even mention u know who. echo and the bunnymen. john conte.
by AndyH April 07, 2004
Horrible cunts from the biggest shithole that is liverpool. The lads wear shellsuits, and in every sentence say "la". Make sure you have a umbrella with you as they spit as they speak. Anyone male who has 3mm longer hair is apparently "gay laaaaaaaa" and they are child killers.
They call people from st. helens woolbacks but they are too thick to realise that the term refers to someone who worked on the docks in the 60's. The women are butt ugly and usally sport quiffs, bleached white hair, and apply their make up with shovels.
" eh up laaaaaaaaa ur a pure woollllll arent ye larrrrrrrrrrr but im a scouser"
by niggsy09 October 08, 2009
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