scousers are inhabitants of the city of liverpool in the UK, officially the roughest chaviest place in the word where more than half of the people are on the dole. liverpool is full of run down council houses, boarded up shops, graffiti and a group of chavs on evry street corner.

scousers are portrayed in the media as thieving, violent, inbred, drug abusing, scumbags who sign on as soon as they leave school, if they went that is... and this is a fairly accurate portrayal.

most scousers either support everton or liverpool football clubs, with those seen as supporting everton as 'real' scousers or liverpudlians and liverpool supporters seen as glory hunting chavs who cant realise that their club has had its time.

scousers and 'Mancs' traditionally have a rivarly based on football. With Manchester Uniteds recent success and liverpools failure to win a cup in years they barley have a case to argue however the rivarly is one of the most bitter in football and rightly so.

all scousers want to shag steven gerrard or jamie charrager... when they are not shagging there mum, sister or cousin that is.

scousers speak with an anoying sqeeky accent like their balls havent dropped and can not pronounce a C or K with out growling and bring in up all flem possible in the back of their throats. The scouse accent is easily the most annoying and roughest.
a scouser is normally wearing a tracksuit, with their tracky bottoms tucked in their socks and a cap on the back of their head, normally wearing a soverign ring, a skin head is a must and probably a tattoo of their own name or their ex's.

Any tramp who looks like that have been in a fight over a can of stella

sign on , sign on
with hope in your heart
because you'll nevvveeerrrr get a job

no you'll neeeevvvvveeeeeerrrrrr get a job

sign on , sign on
by Godscity-manc August 07, 2009
Inhabitiant of liverpool, often downplayed by rival cities due to false stereotypes from godawefull 80's TV shows such as "Bread", "Boys from the black stuff" and "Brookside" depicting them to be thieves and killers, and enforced by the peasant underclass of youths known as "scallys" or "chavs" who are generally annoying cunts. while these can be found anywhere in the United Kingdom, some people live under the delsuion that they dont exist around them, and they are only found in liverpool.

Scousers are usually easy going, up for a laugh, and welcoming to outsiders, and usually posess a strong wit similar to that of the Irish, and Geordies, also loves a good party!
"we do dat doe dont we doe?"

"calm down!"
by scouser4life November 23, 2004
People from Liverpool who aren't that different from anyone else, except we don't slag off other cities as much as everyone else slags us off.

The myth of scousers as criminals is usually reinforced by right wing toffs and the gutter press, who've never visited Liverpool - probably because we don't tolerate third-hand bigoted remarks from people who can afford a 'good education'.

Merseyside, with Liverpool at its centre, is one of the safest metropolitan areas in the UK according to Home Office statistics. A decline in the number of crimes reported per 100,000 of the population, has made Merseyside the third safest metropolitan area behind Northumbria and South Yorkshire - burglary rates are at their lowest levels for more than twenty years. Which probably explains why Ive heard so many students saying they feel safer in Liverpool than they do back home.

Don't believe the crap written about us.
You don't need anybody to tell you who you are or what you are. You are what you are! - John Lennon
by Neil January 28, 2005
Person from Liverpool.

The nice ones are really nice, ie very friendly & chatty, like to take the mickey out of all and sundry and as honest and trustworthy as the day is long.

Bad ones are quite possible the most irritating people ever met, with large chips on their shoulder who whinge a lot and can't be trusted as far as they can be thrown.

Visitors from other countries (and also from the UK) can generally not always understand scousers with strong accents.
eg.
Good - Ken Dodd (except for the whole tax evasion thing)

Bad - Wayne Rooney (despite the obvious talent on the field)
by Neighbour to Liverpool March 30, 2005
Person from Liverpool. Scousers are generally welcoming, fun loving, hardworking and a talented breed of people. Over the years there has been a wealth of talent come out of Liverpool and that flame still burns bright today. Let me also mention that Liverpool will now be the Capital of Culture 2008, and with the funding from Europe, it can only make Liverpool even better. As for the people who like to use old boring stereotypes made popular in the 1980's, I really would like you to come and see for yourself. Either that or check the crime and unemployment stats, Liverpool has higher EMPLOYMENT rates and LOWER crime rates than the likes of Manchester and areas of London.
"Today I met a Scouser, it changed my mind about the stupid stereotyping by idiot comedians such as Bernard Manning"
by Paul April 04, 2005
People from Liverpool. Like everyone else expect with an exaggerated accent. Yes like you, or in fact me. Some are "scum" but then again I imagine everywhere in the country has twats living there. So all you pricks from manchester, get a job and stop bitching about a place you can't afford to get to because you support several kids, have a drink problem and scav off the dole :)
i saw a scouser today, la
by Tim December 04, 2004
n. a person from Liverpool, England, or Liverpudlian, or Merseysider (the River Mersey; Merseyside County). Scouse is a term for the distinctive local accent or dialect. Derived from "lobscouse," a traditional sailors' stew usually made with lamb and hard tack (very hard, baked bread/cracker).
A scouser himself, Steven Gerrard is perhaps the most beloved of the current players on the Liverpool squad.
by R. Grisham May 02, 2007
Not from Newcastle
As in from Liverpool
by piabju April 08, 2003

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