an inhabitant of the ridiculously over stereotyped liverpool, used by outsiders such as "mancs" (pl.mancs, also see "dirty nazi inbred vermin"), as a derrogative towards its northern neighbour, to shield the truth that the mancs live in a crumbling, run-down shithole, reminisence from the industrial revoluton, full of wife beating barbaric monkeys, crime-rate to make L.A look like a neighbourhood watch area, and murdering GP's, so that may feel better, THINKING that there is a place much worse than where they are stuck... when in fact the mancs are only describing what they are. most of the definitions for "scouser" on this page are actually definitions for the word "manc", so let them type thier total bullshit and do not retaliate, safe in the knowlege that they only
e.g. by eck our kid, i cant understand a fookin word of that up there coz im an addidas shellsuit bottom wearing crack smoking granny stabber of a manc with 3 brain cells!!! MAD FER'IT!!
by hanz weiss December 13, 2003
Born to the English city of Liverpool. Have great passion for travel, as witnessed by drug dealers, car thieves and housebreakers throughout the U.K speaking in a silly accent(see Harry Enfied circa 1980 or circa 1980 soap opera Brookside). Might be seen supporting former successful (circa 1980) soccer team Liverpool FC; now sold out to American business men and most famous for inventing the saying "this year will be our year".
Scouse Gits (depiction of scousers, circa 1980)
Bread (comedy circa 1980)
Brookside (circa 1980)
by Cockney Mouser August 17, 2008
As everyone has said, a scouser is someone from Liverpool. Like all cities, Liverpool has its scum but I have to say they were colourful and well-mannered. When I stayed there in 1991 I witnessed a branch of Dixons being broken into one night but the thieves were all very polite. They wished me good evening as I went past and went to pains to ensure I wasn't hit by any flying glass from the window they were breaking. I felt this was a very nice touch.
"Oh no! Someone has broken my car window and nicked the radio! But at least they swept the broken glass up - They must be a scouser!"
by Bob Sometimes March 23, 2005
u make me sick people on here probably havent even been to liverpool and ur sitting there calling them if u took the time to come here u'd know that we dont have perms that went out years ago and were do u get shell suits from and if u must know lascoste is a very expensive brand
who says carm down carm down anymore
by leonie August 27, 2004
a person hailing from the world famous city. unique identity and language. original and humourous. doesnt give a fuck about no-mark mings from nowheresville still stereotypin. inventor of the 'casual' soccer and scally scene. PROUD, individual. SCOUSERS ARE NOT ENGLISH. often socialists. Everton FC supporter. multi talented - music, boxing and football. often copied and imitated.
only people to stand up against Thatchers dictatorship, everton fc a team for the people in a sky tv, money dominated era. wayne rooney, the la's, cast, not to even mention u know who. echo and the bunnymen. john conte.
by AndyH April 07, 2004
A thieving cunt from Liverpool. Likes to make the most out of tradgedies (Hillsborough). Someone who speaks a different language to other people so you cannot understand them when they are about to nick your trainers.
Look at that Scouser cunt trying to nick that old womens purse.
by hillsborough89 September 28, 2009
I am a scouser. and to all those people who are saying that we are chave n cunts and wear lacoste shell suits steal car and mobile phones live in council flat and on benfits its a load of shizz.

we have the fittest accent ever the most kind and well humoured people and the best footy team going LIVERPOOL. the people who wrote these have probly never been to Liverpool and don't even know what is it like and yes some people do steal cars and that but it happens every were. everyone is just so sterotipic of Scouses and Liverpool and probly all the people who wrote these are Mancs and Wools!
Liid Liid,, lets go rob off with that phone - Sterotipic view on scousers
by Hannah2oo7x November 18, 2007
i`ve read every definition of a SCOUSER that has been put on this website and being a scouser myself but with links in other areas of the UK i am not as niave as some others and know other peoples opinion of scousers. the truth is us scousers are friendly, talkative and proud people. we take pride in our past E.G the beatles, 5 european cups (hopefuly 6 on wensdee) and our famous anfield kop songs (in our famous accent). we hate the mancs because their not to be trusted, their no where near as hospitable as other regions and there girls are slags. Thats the way were brought up and every true scouser feels the same way about the mancs. all the rubbish about us stealing your cars and saying calm down calm down is stereotypical views of those jealous of our famous and wonderful city. although our air may not be as clean as other places in the uk we have higher employment rates and lower crime counts than mancland and london. after all we aint capital of culture for nothing. so all you people with bad views on my amazing home city that i am proud to be from take my advise and..... meet a scouser coz i guarentee aslong as your not a manc or a chelsea fan you`ll get on wit us just fine.
proud scousers song

"we wun it 5 times,
we wun it 5 tiiiiiiiimes,
in istanbuuuuuul,
we wun it 5 times.

on loan,
its only on looooooooooan,
from greek athens,
we`ll bring it back home."
by scouse and proud May 20, 2007
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