ppl hu dnt wer lacoste trackies n manky jewlry if ya need 2 no ppl like dat go 2 st helens or manchesta.
we av a gd dres sense n bi expensive loves nt like da fools from da surrounding areas like st helens, manchesta, warington cos dey buy cheap lycra clothing dat wil stretch wid der fat cos al dey do is eat maccies n chippy 24/7.
ppl hu cal scousers robers n al da need 2 go 2 da uva frigin cities n c dat more dan alf da cars av bin grafted or bernt out n dat al der teles n cloves av bin stole from da nearest charity shops cos dats ow shalow n alass dey r on uva ppl.
o yer n we dnt scav of da dole eiva dats wa manc do cos der da scrufiest n smeliest ppl eva brought on2 dis hole earf n dey make me sik
scousers = fab ppl up 4 a laf n av bos dres senses n can aford 2 by da cloves dey wer n da stuf dats in der houses
wools - idiots hu r stigs wiv crap dres sense outa da frigin 1800s n dey need 2 go on trinny n suzana sooooo bad n dey cant aford n e fin dey own so dats wen da bailifts cum in handy n da onli muny dey get is da stuf dey scav of da dole or rob
mancs = idiots hu r stigs wiv crap dres sense outa da frigin 1800s n dey need 2 go on trinny n suzana sooooo bad n dey cant aford n e fin dey own so dats wen da bailifts cum in handy n da onli muny dey get is da stuf dey scav of da dole or rob
Someone who comes from Liverpool
Inhabitiant of liverpool, often downplayed by rival cities due to false stereotypes from godawefull 80's TV shows such as "Bread", "Boys from the black stuff" and "Brookside" depicting them to be thieves and killers, and enforced by the peasant underclass of youths known as "scallys" or "chavs" who are generally annoying cunts. while these can be found anywhere in the United Kingdom, some people live under the delsuion that they dont exist around them, and they are only found in liverpool.
Scousers are usually easy going, up for a laugh, and welcoming to outsiders, and usually posess a strong wit similar to that of the Irish, and Geordies, also loves a good party!
"we do dat doe dont we doe?"
People from Liverpool who aren't that different from anyone else, except we don't slag off other cities as much as everyone else slags us off.
The myth of scousers as criminals is usually reinforced by right wing toffs and the gutter press, who've never visited Liverpool - probably because we don't tolerate third-hand bigoted remarks from people who can afford a 'good education'.
Merseyside, with Liverpool at its centre, is one of the safest metropolitan areas in the UK according to Home Office statistics. A decline in the number of crimes reported per 100,000 of the population, has made Merseyside the third safest metropolitan area behind Northumbria and South Yorkshire - burglary rates are at their lowest levels for more than twenty years. Which probably explains why Ive heard so many students saying they feel safer in Liverpool than they do back home.
Don't believe the crap written about us.
You don't need anybody to tell you who you are or what you are. You are what you are! - John Lennon
Person from Liverpool.
The nice ones are really nice, ie very friendly & chatty, like to take the mickey out of all and sundry and as honest and trustworthy as the day is long.
Bad ones are quite possible the most irritating people ever met, with large chips on their shoulder who whinge a lot and can't be trusted as far as they can be thrown.
Visitors from other countries (and also from the UK) can generally not always understand scousers with strong accents.
Good - Ken Dodd (except for the whole tax evasion thing)
Bad - Wayne Rooney (despite the obvious talent on the field)
Person from Liverpool. Scousers are generally welcoming, fun loving, hardworking and a talented breed of people. Over the years there has been a wealth of talent come out of Liverpool and that flame still burns bright today. Let me also mention that Liverpool will now be the Capital of Culture 2008, and with the funding from Europe, it can only make Liverpool even better. As for the people who like to use old boring stereotypes made popular in the 1980's, I really would like you to come and see for yourself. Either that or check the crime and unemployment stats, Liverpool has higher EMPLOYMENT rates and LOWER crime rates than the likes of Manchester and areas of London.
"Today I met a Scouser, it changed my mind about the stupid stereotyping by idiot comedians such as Bernard Manning"
People from Liverpool. Like everyone else expect with an exaggerated accent. Yes like you, or in fact me. Some are "scum" but then again I imagine everywhere in the country has twats living there. So all you pricks from manchester, get a job and stop bitching about a place you can't afford to get to because you support several kids, have a drink problem and scav off the dole :)
i saw a scouser today, la
n. a person from Liverpool, England, or Liverpudlian, or Merseysider (the River Mersey; Merseyside County). Scouse is a term for the distinctive local accent or dialect. Derived from "lobscouse," a traditional sailors' stew usually made with lamb and hard tack (very hard, baked bread/cracker).
A scouser himself, Steven Gerrard is perhaps the most beloved of the current players on the Liverpool squad.