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scottdale 

Scottdale is a very small town- Sheetz is the best place to go around here- Vapor Den is the best business in the town- Weird kids like smoking cigs at the parks and act cool- Also kids hang out at their parents attic and smoke gas and play fortnite! Welcome to Scottdale
-Where you from?

scottdale

Tf is that?
-You know where Mount Pleasent is?
No haha
-Well idk what to f*ckn tell you, look at a map

-Yo wanna go to loucks Park and Hang and do weird stuff?
Yah dude lemme finish this cig with my mom than ill ride my bike over!!
-Sounds good man.
scottdale by Scottdale, Pa May 21, 2018
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Scottdale, Pennsylvania 

A small hick town in southwestern Pennsylvania where everyone thinks that they are either professional athletes or rap on SoundCloud. All the old people claim it was a great town when they were kids, but they all have Alzheimer's from breathing soot from the coal ovens. The majority of 14 year olds are either smoker, knocked up or in a gang. Thely town where you can get blasted off coke with your uncle on a lawnmower. The cops are dicks, there is nothing to do, and if you think Mount Pleasant, Pennsylvania has trashy teenagers, come down the road to good old Scumdale and see for yourself.
Friend: Man I feel like I wanna drag race by Sheetz in Scottdale, Pennsylvania.
Me: Oh no you don't, nobody wants to get stopped by a Scottdale cop.

scottrape 

When Scott is raped in the ear canal by a talking cat with a gold plated dildo, hovering around on a flaming door mat
Scott wanted to go to walmart with Brandon Zack and Ken, but he was too busy being scottraped.
scottrape by Steve May 7, 2005

Scoutrageous

"Scoutrageous" - Referring to or imitating the wild, crazy, spontaneous and random antics of Miss Scout Taylor-Compton; Referring to any of her character roles in commercials, television and motion pictures.
OMG, I would have never thought to pair those vintage boots with an outfit like that. That's Scoutrageous!

Dude, is that a new tattoo? That's so Scoutrageous!

Awesome Manson poster! Its just like in H2. Very Scoutrageous.
Scoutrageous by Silly_Head January 24, 2013

Scottdale 

A nasty ass city full of bums and dope heads
You can tell that girls from Scottdale
Scottdale by Thisbitch8790 May 28, 2018

ScottDeFishy 

See: definition of eboy, asks for nudes from every asian or white girl. Got bigger love handles than airsoftfatty and tends to waste his life away by playing video games and chatting up egirls, resulting in him failing classes in school.
Wow, looks like Brad is being a ScottDeFishy again! Surprise, surprise!
ScottDeFishy by Anti Edater November 28, 2019

scottard 

something dark says that "offends me"
shut up u Scottard Nigger
scottard by anonymous February 20, 2021