Top Definition
You take a slice of warm haggis and place it over someone's asshole. You then slide your cock through the greasy haggis patty and into the now slippery butthole, preferably in the morning.
I ran out of lube this morning so I fried up some haggis and surprised my girlfriend with a big hot Scottish breakfast.
by Greatscott December 02, 2013
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