crustyloving snotfaced pigeon

when ur best friend is crusty, u have lots of snots in ur nose that constantly cause u to disturb everyone around u by "cleansing ur nasal fluids" in the loudest and most irritating way making others laugh and feel awkward and uncomfortable, and pigeons r annoying and somewhat diseased, so u have that in common.

OMFG! Get the hell away from me ur acting like a crustyloving snotfaced pigeon!!!!

crustyloving snotfaced pigeon by random gangsta April 18, 2008

Scott-faced 

Scott-faced is a state of inebriation where the person is groggy, can't stay awake, and is not aware of their own state of being. Similar to a person that has taken too much of an opiate or benzo, or consumed too much alcohol, and refuses to acknowledge this state, preferring to blame it on lack of sleep or sickness. Sometimes referred to as being scootered.

"Dude did you see John yesterday, he was so scott-faced he was drooling all over!"
"I know, he passed out mid-sentence talking to me then acted like nothing happened when I said something to him"

Scott-faced by Deke762 July 20, 2008

Sluttfaced Whore 

1. A whore who denies their sexual experiences & claims to be a virgin.
2. A dumb bitch who everyone dislikes.

I wish the "Sluttfaced Whore" emma would just go do what she does best and go suck a nut.

Sluttfaced Whore by pokemonkiddneekee March 8, 2009

slothfaced 

To be so completely hammered that you would fuck a woman that resembles a sloth.

Jon you were so slothfaced, that chick you fucked in the butt looked like she belonged in the fucking amazon.

slothfaced by Dirtydick Dumbass February 15, 2009

scrotefacedmonkeyfuck 

A person who has the look of a scrotum that has been fucked by a monkey.

'That little scrotefacedmonkeyfuck has been found stealing' or committing any other anti social activity

scrotefacedmonkeyfuck by coffeeaholic September 14, 2017

Scottyface

A small YouTube creator

Have you heard of scottyface

Scottyface by Amanda hugh January 12, 2022

Scoutface 

The alias of an especially prominent Counter-Strike:Source player. Origins of the word are highly mysterious and unknown. Seriously.

"Scoutface is so good. You have no idea."

Scoutface by Teddy April 7, 2005