Scorpininosis 

A medical condition where one is too tall at a young age or has unrealistic proportions. Usually results in serious injury or death. You tend to grow rapidly (perhaps in just one part of your body) and your bones and muscles will fall apart and you will probably die.

“Did you hear he said he’s 6’9” and only 11 years old?!?”

“Yeah he probably has Scorpininosis”
“Oh man, that sucks, he’ll probably die tomorrow”
“Yeah”
“Rip”
“Rip”

Scorpininosis by OfficialGary. September 1, 2021

scortin

going on backpage.com or other seedy places to solicit prostitution

I was on backpage scortin all night.

scortin by Gookula January 8, 2012

Scrotinize 

When a disgusting male pervert (a.k.a. "scrote") scrutinizes a woman with obvious lust (often accompanied by dry humping the air or touching his unit through his pocket), he is scrotinizing her.

I was sitting on the Metro, minding my own business, when this homeless perv stands right in front of me and starts to reach deep in his front pocket, grunt and scrotinize me all over.

Scrotinize by MikhailRWI November 30, 2011

scotinitous 

When someone has Scurvy, Herpes, HIV, AIDS, Genital Warts, Syphilis, Gonorrhea, and Chlamydia(together).

Jim: Dam I got my test back from the clinic. I got scotinitous.

scotinitous by gethitbyacar May 4, 2009

scrotinize 

a macho male form of scrutinize

His wife wanted to but a Miata, but after he scrotinized and found out who drives Miatas, he wouldn't let her do it.

scrotinize by It takes balls to go by "Dick" July 7, 2010

Shortinic 

A term generally used in referance to someone who acts stupid on purpose in order to make thereselves look cool.

Pronounced: Shore-Tin-Ick

Like when a person gets a joke perfectly but says that stupid, "Whahh..." to look cool and make people laugh. But everyone knows thats what there doing and they say, "Dude. Your being shortinic. Knock it the fuck off. Your not cool. You know what? Just leave dude. Just leave. Everybody who wants Mr. Shortinic to leave, raise your hand." And everyone raises there hand.

Shortinic by BuriedInTheFlames June 5, 2009

scorțicioară 

a cinnamon crow

would you like some scorțișoară?
no, i wsng scorțicioară.

scorțicioară by Ka$ian069 April 27, 2019