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When a disability scooter has the unfortunate fate of bearing the weight of a whale and, over prolong hours of torture, begins to break down, thus causing the poor machine to emit sounds such as puff puff.
Fat chick : I need a new scooter because of knee condishuns!
Employee : Looks like another case of scootypuff!
Fat Chick : DIRTY SEXIST MEN! I HAVE CONDISHUNS!
by Minjo May 17, 2015

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A motorized shopping cart commonly found in establishments such as Wallmart. Scooty Puffs are feats of engineering as, despite their small size, they are able to support and mobilize even the largest of Hamplanets.
All of the scooty puffs at the store were in use by hamplanets, so grandma had to wait for me in the car.
by HonorMuhBeetus May 21, 2015

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