A bad case of the runs
where the unfortunate individual afflicted has to "scoot" to the bathroom in order to avoid soiling there calvins
<argv0> Did you take a shit?
<marlon> no, go ahead, I was just in there brushing my teeth
<argv0> Sweet Jesus!!!, you fucking asshole I almost pucked
<marlon> you like that, I had the scoots
<argv0> you sick fuck!
1. To move over in order to create space
2. To exit with particular haste
1. Scoot over dude
! I need to sit down.
2. That bitch
showed up at the party
and I scooted out of there faster than you can say "Tab Benoit
The runs, Hershey-squirts, diarrhea.
Aw, man, I had the scoots somethin' awful.
Let's go smoke some scoots!
The condition that causes a dog to slide around on the floor to scratch his ass. Often due to itching caused by worms.
Damnit, Rover's got the scoots again!
(n) - American motorcycle (Harley-Davidson)
"It was a beautiful day. Did you go for a ride on the scoot?"
1. To create friction with one's ass.
2. Also known as Scout, the main character of Harper Lee's "To Kill a Mocking Bird"