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Lambretta scooter that will run just fine on your own about town, but will soft seize, break a cable or have some other debilitating problem the moment you either ride with a group of Vespa scooters or get an inconvenient distance out of town. Vepsa Rider A "What happened to the Mod?"
Vespa Rider B "His Lambroken couldn't make it, so we left him." Vespa Rider A "You couldn't bring him two-up?" Vespa Rider B "He said he'd rather push his Lambretta than ride a Vespa, so we decided to let him do just that." |
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| 58. | scooterist | ||
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Someone who rides scooters. See Also: Scooter Fag for a better example. I'm a scooterist, I own a Lambretta.
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| 59. | Vietnam | ||
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A country where there are more motor scooters than cars. In Vietnam the motor scooter traffic is so crazy, you almost die every time you try to cross the street. No one stops even for a minute.
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| 60. | Buzz Bomb Warranty | ||
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Main Entry:buzz·bomb war·ran·ty
Pronunciation: buz-bahm 'wor-&n-tE Function: noun The lack of a warranty, usually accompanied by a middle finger. "When my scooter didn't work and I took it back to the shop, the mechanic beat me up and stole my wallet! I didn't realize he was giving me the buzz bomb warranty!"
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| 61. | Stereotype | ||
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A commonly-held view about a particular group of people e.g. a nation, social group, religion etc... Often incorrect and/or offensive. Some common stereotypes:
+ Americans are all loud, fat and obnoxious. + British people are all snobs and have bad teeth. + French people are all frog-eating, onion-lovers called Pierre. + Jews are all money-grabbing masterminds trying to take over the world. + Irish people are all alcoholics who love scoffing potatoes and beating up their peers. + Muslims are all out to kill "civilised people" by blowing themselves up by plane, bus or train. + Goths are morbid, suicidal and listen to shitty bands with names like "Anal Cunt." + Emo kids all cry and write love poems sitting under trees in the rain, letting their mascara and eyeliner drip down their faces so everyone knows that their face was wet. + Chavs are all loud, anti-social thugs who all live on council estates, wear fake burberry, baseball caps, steal scooters and cars and anything else they can get away with. |
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| 62. | chav | ||
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The humble chav, aka scum. These simple creatures walk the earth clad in as many fake lables as they can fit on their puny, weak, little bodies. Their language consists of...well if we could work it out im sure it would make sense to someone. Commonly seen in 'crews' of about...2500 hanging around on street corners drinking the o so delightful bottle of 'white lightning' bragging about how many 'mother fuckers' they managed to father in a space of a week.
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Chavettes, aka sluts, are commonly found pushing a lovely pushchair(probably stolen off some unsuspecting passer by) round and round followed by a crowd of possible 'fathers' of the poor little socially rejected child. These creatures somehow aquire a liking for hip hop/r&b and burberry. Chavs seem to have a 'limp' which means one side of their body has 2 flop mysteriously to one side in unison, carefully avoiding puddles and any signs of dirt that might affect the pristine white reebok classics.These creatures somehow aquire a liking for hip hop/r&b and burberry. Often seen wearing matching fake tracksuits and chav caps, these individuals like to pick fights with little children or old aged pentioners(who would probably beat them in a fight anyway). They drive round and round the local one way system revving up their 'blingin' peices of chavved up metal they call cars or little scooters that they probably havn't even got a licence for...using up all the petrol they probably more than likely stole from someone elses... |
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| 63. | Arecibo | ||
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A backwater ghetto town located in the northwest of Puerto Rico. Arecibo is considered to be one of Puerto Rico's most important cities, but in truth, If it wasn't for the fact that Arecibo owns the world's largest radio-telescope it'd be just another nowhere town on the map. It's also a real depressing town, all run-down and shabby looking mostly because we had the misfortune of having incompetent thieving scumbags for mayors.
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The place is also home to many bible-thumping ignorant hicks(or jibaros as we call them)who waste their lives away with booze, driving old beat up American cars and pick-up trucks. And then we have snooty yuppies with huge gas-guzzling mini-vans and SUVs and of course their "bad boy" Harley Davidson motorcycles to drive on the weekend when they want to feel "free". Also most of the town's youth are punk-ass cacos(wankstas) with no sense fashion(or reasoning) whose only goal in life is to be a drug dealer, a reggaeton |
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