A sport which is entirely dedicated to sucking cock. Where swarms of homosexuals get together and all have gay sex.
Often occurs in skateparks, but they dont mind where it happens, as long as they get some cock.
Scooter Rider 1: Want to go for a scooter?
Scooter Rider 2: Yeah okay, but take it easy on me because my arse hole still hurts from last night.
Devrived from "boot scooter."
A 'Scooter' is somebody who wears thick tan jackets, cowboy hats, cowboy boots, ...... yet does not work on a farm or ranch. They often sport a male camel toe and chew copenhaagen.
A common stereotype in small town high schools.
Person 1: Did you see those Scooters at taco night? They were drinking a coors on their tail gate and blairing Sweet Home Alabama
Person 2: Yup, they are Scooters alright
A handicap dude but not a handycap gal, especially one who cruises in a wheeliechair or a powerchair.
"Hey scooter? Wut up?"
"Oh hey Duke! Can you jump my wheelchair with your truck. The batteries are dead and the fuzz is after me!"
"Sorry, no can do--no jump cables!"
(verb) Leading a person to believe that you agree and/or approve of their words and/or actions.
This is very common amongst school age children and adults who refuse to accept that they are no longer children.
The act is as follows:
Agree with the victim and then make a gesture as if you will "high-five" them. Next, avoid their hand and make a gesture as if you're riding a scooter (motorcycle or bicycle).
Lastly, yell out very loudly "SCOOTER" and embarrass your friends until they threaten to stop talking to you. Be very careful, they may begin to SCOOTER you!
Pass it on. It's FUN!
A variation of the word PSYCHE!
Hannah: "Hey Alex, my mom says the hamburgers are ready. I'm so hungry."
Alex (the victim): "Thanks Hannah, I'm gonna eat 3 hamburgers with cheese! Let's go."
Hannah: "I'll keep an eye on the food patrol so we can eat everything we want. Yeaaaah!" (makes a high-five gesture)
Alex goes for the high-five...
1: noun - A small 2-wheeled motor vehicle, usually with a single cylider engine of 250cc or less. Most often ridden by nerds, chicks and biker wannabes, scooters are excellent transportation around small towns, campgrounds and trailer parks, but are unsafe on public highways as they can seldom move faster than the average dog.
2. noun/slang - When used by dedicated biker refer to their large motorcycles, 1000cc or bigger, such as Harleys, Goldwings, Ventures, Boss Hoss etc...but not usually race bikes (see Crotch Rocket)
1. Hey, Muffy, let's ride our scooters over to the ice cream shop.
2. "No, man, I ain't havin' more than 5 or 6 beers....I got the scooter tonight."
A synonym for "cool," "hip," or "awesome," and it is used as an adjective.
"Look at that man's satchel! That is really scooter, and I want one!"
A techno group from Germany. Prominent features include "chipmunk vocals" over energetic synthesizer melodies. On top of it all, the frontman H.P. Baxxter can often be heard shouting non-sensical phrases (or occasionally short stories) into the mix.
Their many hits include Weekend!, Maria, and Nessaja, which was included in the opening of the 2009 move Bruno.
"Dude, I can't stand Scooter's chipmunk vocals, they're so annoying and silly!"
"Hey, shut up and dance!"