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A word used to describe someone who has done an extremely idiotic and stupid move
Man1 : *dies
man2: whatta shmuck
Shmuck by Succulent wenis May 22, 2018
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Schmuckers Slap 

When one recruits a dog and a human to have a sexual escapade with them.

Process:
1. Acquire some Smuckers Jelly (Concord Grape is preferable)
2. Paste it all over your hand
3. Rear the hand back all the way in order for the Slap to be most effective
4. Slap it on the ass real good and rub it in
5. Leave the Jelly on for 10 seconds before having your dog lick it up
6. Enjoy.
Man I want to get a schmuckers slap right now.
I just got schmucked.
We are schmucking right now.

schmuckbag 

A person so unbecoming that it makes a douchebag look good. A human that would be more productive as a tackling dummy for Ndamukong Suh.
There is no chance in hell that I will have dinner with that schmuckbag.
schmuckbag by Seddy Mazel April 11, 2016
*smug intellectual smuckles*
smuckle by Thadd Ian November 11, 2018
Schmuck - Someone who is more than an idiot
Luke, you're a schmuck!
Schmuck by SchmuckCentral February 4, 2019
The act of shitting and missing the toilet, or shitting in an area where you shouldn't
I was so drunk last night that I fell off the toilet and did a schucki on the bathroom floor.
Schucki by Spubman July 16, 2019