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2. scissors
The act of two lesbians rocking back and forth with their vaginas touching one another
Mrs. Garrison performed hot scissors with his lesbian partner all night long
1. scissors
used to defeat paper in a game
aha! my scissors beat your rock!
by iamthelead Jan 23, 2005 add a video
3. scissors
Lesbian sex. When two women put their pussies together to form a scissor like shape.
Oh, Katie, lets scissor tonight. Don't use a strap on dildo or that would feel like I was fucking a man. I don't like penises. I am a lesbian for a reason.

Mm scissors...
4. scissors
A dangerous weapon of mass destruction. Usually used to cut thin processed parts of trees. Because scissors are shiny and silver they are sharp, shiny, objects used to attract stupid people.
The scissors will destroy the world.
by Scissors Feb 12, 2005 add a video
5. Scissors
The verbal translation of the commonly used online notation "<3"

Originally used to show that electronic expressions of love are not to be taken seriously, but is now commonly used where you would say "love" or "heart" in speech.
"My girlfriend won't stop sending me text messages that say 'I scissors you.'"

"We should go get some pizza, I scissors pizza."
by Elipsis Jun 25, 2005 add a video
6. scissors
Only the coolest toy you can give your child for Christmas. Every child wants them. But don't bother with the child proof ones, they are not fun.
Mom: I just bought Timmy the scissors he wanted and He is s happy.
#2 Mom: Wow! Suzzy had hers for two days and she cut her finger off.
Mom:Wow she must really love them!
7. Scissors
The act of using both fists to simultaneously punch someone in the face and crotch.
That guy is really pissing me off. I think I'll give him a taste of the scissors!

He scissored me like a piece of paper in an art shop.
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