|1.||scissor me timber|
The act of two females scissoring while a male is underneath with his penis up between their vagina's.
I caught an early flight home and walked in on my wife scissoring some chick, to which I replied "Hmmmm... Perhaps this would be a good time to scissor me timber!"
|2.||Scissor Me Timber|
1. A phrase known as an activity of sexual satisfaction amongst an assemblage of lady pirates.
2. The female attempt to dismember a man's penis from his body by utilizing the unyielding strength of her labial lips.
i.e. Sever Me Timbers
Lady Pirates? Scissor me timbers? Get it?
ARRRGH! As she wrapped her legs about his torso with the force of one-thousand seahorse, her lips opened like the fearsome kraken to disarm the man of his weary vessel. "Scissor me timber," he shouted in vain, "if I weren't still coming I would feel wretched pain!"