"Scissor me timbers!"
2. The female attempt to dismember a man's penis from his body by utilizing the unyielding strength of her labial lips.
i.e. Sever Me Timbers
ARRRGH! As she wrapped her legs about his torso with the force of one-thousand seahorse, her lips opened like the fearsome kraken to disarm the man of his weary vessel. "Scissor me timber," he shouted in vain, "if I weren't still coming I would feel wretched pain!"