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Dirty Skillog Nuts 

To be totally and completely ripped off. To be so royally cheated you feel sick. Like seeing a girl's photo on a dating site, hitting it off with her on the phone, then you meet her in person at a bar and see her coming out of the men's room with the nicest adam's apple you've ever seen.
Doctor: "I'm sorry sir, there was a problem with your kidney transplant."
Richard: "What happened?"
Doctor: "We thought a gumball machine would work as good as an actual kidney... we were wrong. You only have about twenty minutes to live."
Richard: "C'mon man, that's dirty skillog nuts!"
Doctor: "Yes... yes it is."
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Sciology 

A person who believes more in Science and Technology rather than God. These people are inclined towards the logical reasoning and deducing events rather than believing in "destiny".
Guy1 : Hay, did you talk to him about my ghost experience ?
Guy2 : C'mon... you know he believes in Sciology. He would not get convinced by your ghost stories.
Sciology by Suresh Krishna August 18, 2008

skillogies 

awesome skills in any area, from video games to pimping to faking sick.
dude: how the hell have you faked sick 13 times this month without getting caught?
other dude: cause i got mad faking skillogies and i needed to work on my bf2 skillogies...
dude: yea but my pimping skillogies are way more useful!
skillogies by the ninja buddha January 22, 2007
Tom- have you a loan of a few scillombos until the weekend
George - no
scillombo by eonypony May 16, 2008

shillogy 

(n.) A successful one-shot work of fiction that gets whorishly expanded into a series for the sake of making even more money.
"Lord of the Rings"? That's a trilogy. But The Matrix "Trilogy"? Sorry, bud -- that's a shillogy.
shillogy by Pig-Iron May 16, 2013

Sciologist

noun
sci·ol·o·gist \ ˈsī-ˌä-lə-jist \

A scientific term coined by Scott Raymond Schaffer in 2025, to represent a new type of scientist in the discipline of sciology. It is a person who engages in systematic personal scientific self-observation/experimentation and empirical inquiry, especially through the documentation, analysis, and sharing of individual data and experimental outcomes within educational and/or research-oriented communities.
As a sciologist, he shares structured self-experimentation findings within research-oriented communities.
Sciologist by Bio Theory Research February 19, 2026
Pronunciation: /saɪˈɒlədʒi/ (sy-OL-uh-jee)
noun

Definition:
A scientific term coined by Scott Raymond Schaffer in 2025, to represent a new type of science in the applied, interdisciplinary field devoted to the systematic study of the human system through self-observation, data collection, and shared experiential knowledge, with the aim of improving individual understanding, adaptation, and optimization of health, performance, and longevity.

Etymology:
From Latin scientia (“knowledge”) + -logy (“the study of”).

Usage:
Sciology emphasizes individual-centered (N-of-1) inquiry and collaborative knowledge sharing; it is educational and observational in nature and does not constitute medical diagnosis or treatment.
Through Sciology, individuals contribute personal data and insights to help identify broader patterns in human performance and health.
Sciology by Bio Theory Research February 24, 2026